1 00:00:45,699 --> 00:00:47,568 - Here's Mommy. - Hi, Mom. 2 00:00:47,738 --> 00:00:51,618 Here we go, far away. 3 00:00:51,788 --> 00:00:55,247 Oh, my. Gonna miss you. 4 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,337 There you are. 5 00:00:58,497 --> 00:01:01,167 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 6 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:04,427 - Take care, Mrs Eberhart. Be happy. - Thank you, Charlie. 7 00:01:04,587 --> 00:01:06,506 Come back and see us. 8 00:01:06,676 --> 00:01:09,936 Bye, kids. See you. 9 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:27,245 Hey. 10 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,100 Let me take that. 11 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,610 Right. 12 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:01,950 Take care of him, will you? He's upset. 13 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,660 Now, hang on to him tight so he doesn't jump out the window. 14 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:10,210 There you are, Mr Eberhart. We're gonna miss you. 15 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:12,959 - Thanks a lot, have a good trip. - All right. 16 00:02:13,129 --> 00:02:14,959 - Bye. - All right, bye. 17 00:02:15,129 --> 00:02:16,626 Terrific job you did up there. 18 00:02:17,296 --> 00:02:19,545 l'm sorry, l thought I checked everything. 19 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:22,175 - Yeah. - Daddy? 20 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:25,305 l just saw a man carrying a naked lady. 21 00:02:25,465 --> 00:02:28,515 Well, that's why we're moving to Stepford. 22 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,825 - Come on, Fred. - Come on, Amy. 23 00:05:16,995 --> 00:05:19,113 Come on, Fred. Come on, Fred. 24 00:05:19,323 --> 00:05:21,372 You don't even have to lock the doors in Stepford. 25 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:25,411 - That's really something, isn't it? - Yeah. 26 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:50,610 Mr Eberhart, what's the story with this piece? 27 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,570 Upstairs, in the main bedroom. 28 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:54,119 - Upstairs? - Yeah. 29 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,619 - Terrific. - Turn around, huh? 30 00:05:56,829 --> 00:05:59,158 This guy's gonna kill us today. 31 00:06:00,618 --> 00:06:01,998 Coffee? 32 00:06:02,168 --> 00:06:06,086 We're not allowed to drink anything on the job, lady, except beer. 33 00:06:15,805 --> 00:06:19,395 Come on, Freddie, you want a little water here, huh? 34 00:06:25,024 --> 00:06:26,694 Hi. 35 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,864 l'm Carol Van Sant. 36 00:06:30,693 --> 00:06:35,113 l just thought this might come in handy. lt's a casserole. 37 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:38,413 That's really very nice of you. 38 00:06:40,203 --> 00:06:42,963 l'm Walter Eberhart. 39 00:06:43,923 --> 00:06:46,793 My wife's just inside. l know she'd like to talk to you. 40 00:06:46,963 --> 00:06:49,590 Oh, no, I know how much fun moving is. 41 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,799 Look, if there's anything else you need, please call. 42 00:06:53,009 --> 00:06:55,139 l just live over there. 43 00:06:55,309 --> 00:06:59,809 Oh, and tell your wife, you keep that as long as you want. 44 00:07:01,059 --> 00:07:04,938 - Bye now. - Thank you. 45 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,770 She cooks as good as she looks, Ted. 46 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:30,907 What do you suppose the people are like here? 47 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,167 Friendly. That was a good casserole she cooked. 48 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:37,746 - Why did we move? - We both agreed it was best. 49 00:08:37,956 --> 00:08:39,965 l mean, it's best for the kids. 50 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:44,885 And, well, it's best for you. You know, l mean, you got more space here. 51 00:08:45,045 --> 00:08:47,555 You can make yourself a darkroom. lt was time to move. 52 00:08:47,715 --> 00:08:49,805 You know, I got a terrific deal on this house. 53 00:08:49,975 --> 00:08:56,065 And because it's safe, and because l can warm my ass by a real fire. 54 00:08:57,315 --> 00:08:59,315 Those are all terrific reasons. 55 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:03,075 You ever make it in front of a log fire? 56 00:09:04,574 --> 00:09:07,952 - Not with you. - Well, it comes with the house. 57 00:09:09,321 --> 00:09:11,741 lt's part of the deal. 58 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,439 You go sit in those empty seats. 59 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:48,979 Now, I also do the notes on 'Newcomer's Column' 60 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:52,018 for The Weekly Chronicle. 61 00:10:52,687 --> 00:10:54,857 You've got the copy l left in the mailbox? 62 00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:56,607 Yes, thank you. 63 00:10:56,817 --> 00:10:59,867 Then you know my style. lt's mainly for ladies. 64 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,367 So you just go right ahead and tell me about yourself. 65 00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:06,247 Well, there's nothing much to tell, really. 66 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:10,207 - What does your husband do? - He's a lawyer. 67 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:13,667 - Lawyer. - Me, 68 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:18,297 l'm a sort of hopeful, would-be, semiprofessional photographer. 69 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:23,183 What do you think you'll miss most about New York? 70 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,102 Noise. 71 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:11,459 Well, I don't know who the guy was, but l'm assuming it was Mr Van Sant. 72 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:16,799 - Well, what time was it? - Midmorning, way before noon. 73 00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:20,019 Well, they sure start early in Stepford, don't they? 74 00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:22,229 You mean the guy just walked up behind her, 75 00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:25,439 and he put his hands on her boobs? 76 00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:28,489 How did he do it exactly? Was it like this, or was it like...? 77 00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:30,449 Walter. 78 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:34,368 - You're getting me all soapy. - l'm just trying to get the facts straight. 79 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:35,947 - lt's my legal mind. - Your sexy mind. 80 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:37,827 Stepford has really done things to you. 81 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:40,075 l'd like to christen every room in the house 82 00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:41,625 before I pay off the mortgage. 83 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:43,874 - Just finish the dishes first. - Yeah. 84 00:13:44,044 --> 00:13:47,374 - Tell me about your day. - Well, I didn't witness 85 00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:52,214 any soft-core porno like you, so it's dull by comparison. 86 00:13:52,384 --> 00:13:56,344 But, oh, I did meet some of the other Stepford commuters. 87 00:13:56,514 --> 00:13:58,854 - You want coffee? - Sanka. 88 00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:02,933 - Oh, I haven't gone shopping yet. - Oh, regular will be all right. 89 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,982 They seem like a bright bunch of guys. 90 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:09,482 l mean, they have a nice thing going here. 91 00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,072 They were telling me about the Men's Association. 92 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,822 Apparently, it's the thing to join. 93 00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:15,912 lt's quite an honour to be invited to join. 94 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,452 Why is it an honour? 95 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,162 Why is it an honour? 96 00:14:19,622 --> 00:14:22,962 Well, because practically every important guy in town's a member, 97 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:25,290 commuters and townies. l mean, everybody, 98 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:29,130 the TV executives, the shrinks, the scientists, the police chief, 99 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,258 the fire chief, the head of the hospital, the guy who runs the phone company. 100 00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:33,928 So did they ask you? 101 00:14:34,558 --> 00:14:38,057 - Did they ask me? - Yes, Walter, am I going crazy? 102 00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,937 You keep repeating the questions. Did they ask you? 103 00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,477 Well, in a way, yes. 104 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:46,147 ln a way you could refuse, or in a way you had to accept? 105 00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:49,567 Well, they said I had a good chance of getting in, which I felt good about. 106 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:56,117 l have to admit, though, that there's one rule that I don't much care for, 107 00:14:56,287 --> 00:15:02,376 but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something. 108 00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,426 Well, what rule is that? 109 00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:08,466 Well, right now it's strictly men only. 110 00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:12,263 l give up on you. 111 00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:14,803 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 112 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:18,142 Why don't you ever once just tell me the truth? 113 00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:21,852 You pretend we decide things together, but it's always you, what you want. 114 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,901 You asked me if I wanted to move out here, 115 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:26,321 and I found you'd already been looking at a house. 116 00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:28,071 You asked me if I liked this place, 117 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,281 and I found you'd already made a down payment. 118 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,741 Now you're asking me about the lousy Men's Association, 119 00:15:32,911 --> 00:15:36,331 and it's quite obvious you've already joined. 120 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,381 Why bother to ask me at all? 121 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:42,250 l'm gonna put the kids to bed. 122 00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:59,437 Come on, Daddy's waiting. Yes, you may. Come on, Come on. 123 00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:03,196 Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons, 124 00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:07,236 English walnuts and avocados. That's in aisle seven. 125 00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:09,236 - How much is it? - $53.13, please. 126 00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,616 Walter, wait, wait. Walter, have you made it out? 127 00:16:11,786 --> 00:16:14,825 Yeah, I just made it out. Why? 128 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,045 - Oh, my God. - l'm sorry... 129 00:16:17,205 --> 00:16:18,874 - You can ring it separately. - All right, OK. 130 00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,984 OK, Mrs. Sunderson. 131 00:16:37,194 --> 00:16:40,112 Hold it a second, Mrs. Sunderson. 132 00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:50,239 OK, Come on. Watch it! 133 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,789 Hey, what was that? 134 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,249 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God, Carol. 135 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:58,379 l didn't see you. l thought it was clear. 136 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,049 Oh, my God. l'm sorry, l'm sorry. 137 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:05,099 Oh, no, it's nothing, really. lt's just a surprise. 138 00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:09,099 - l'm fine. lt's just my head. l... - lt wasn't my fault. 139 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,269 l... I didn't mean nothing. lt was just one of those things, you know. 140 00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,098 No, l'm fine. 141 00:17:13,848 --> 00:17:17,478 lt wasn't my fault. You know, l didn't see the car coming. 142 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:20,317 lt came right... lt wasn't my fault. 143 00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,197 lt wasn't my fault. 144 00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:35,664 - How do you feel, Carol? - l'm telling you, l'm fine. l'm really fine. 145 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,674 lsn't that Carol Van Sant? 146 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:42,843 Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now. 147 00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:45,763 Should anyone send for an ambulance? 148 00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:48,933 Get an ambulance down here right away. 149 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:52,482 We have an accident. ln the parking lot. 150 00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:56,352 Get it down here right away. ln the parking lot. 151 00:17:56,942 --> 00:18:00,072 What are you talking about? l'm looking at... I can see it right now. 152 00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:03,532 Get it down here right away. Don't give me a hard time. 153 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:07,991 This is all so silly. l... l'm fine. lt's not serious. 154 00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,791 What can I do, Carol? Tell me. 155 00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:12,629 - Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you. 156 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:16,049 - Could you call Larson's Garage? - Larson's Garage, of course. 157 00:18:16,249 --> 00:18:23,218 This is all so silly. lt's just my head. l... Oh, this is all so silly. 158 00:18:23,388 --> 00:18:25,927 lt... lt's just my head. 159 00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:28,597 Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person. 160 00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:41,786 Do you think you'd get ambulance service better than this anywhere else? 161 00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,576 Two hours you'd wait in New York. 162 00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:48,246 And I bet even in Scarsdale, it'd take 45 minutes. Six minutes or so. 163 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,456 Any of the rest of you wanna have an accident, 164 00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:52,756 make sure you do it right here in Stepford. 165 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:55,426 - OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that? 166 00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:57,593 Well, I guess that's the friendliest accident I ever saw. 167 00:18:57,753 --> 00:18:59,133 - You know... - What? 168 00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:03,142 We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way? 169 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,891 Oh, no, no, no, you're wrong. lt... 170 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,771 No, no... 171 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:13,021 You're not wrong. The ambulance went that way, didn't it? 172 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,719 Mommy. 173 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,309 Mommy. 174 00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:44,347 What is it? 175 00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,566 What is it, sweetie? 176 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:56,775 l think Teddy's gonna cry all night. 177 00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,365 Oh, no, look. 178 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:04,584 - He's happy. Lookit. - No, that's his unhappy face. 179 00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:08,504 He doesn't like it here. He's gonna be crying all night. 180 00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:12,674 - What do you think has upset him? - He doesn't like this room. 181 00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:17,844 Oh, yes, he does. 182 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,514 He told me he loves it here. 183 00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:24,563 He loves the quiet. 184 00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:31,231 He's thinking about all the honey he can get out in the trees here. 185 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,909 He told me he liked it even better than Central Park 186 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,569 because he can take walks by himself, 187 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,079 and he doesn't have to worry about getting lost. 188 00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:45,959 He's really a Stepford bear. 189 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,379 He really knows his way around. 190 00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:49,781 Walter? 191 00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:51,401 You all right? 192 00:21:53,071 --> 00:21:54,621 Yeah. 193 00:21:55,451 --> 00:21:57,910 lt's awfully late. 194 00:22:05,879 --> 00:22:07,548 Everything go OK at the initiation? 195 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:16,806 lt wasn't an initiation. This is not a college fraternity. 196 00:22:17,306 --> 00:22:19,056 They just showed me around the place, 197 00:22:19,226 --> 00:22:22,606 and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, l did. 198 00:22:22,936 --> 00:22:26,106 Good. Walter, I was worried. 199 00:22:26,316 --> 00:22:28,776 l wake up, it's the middle of the night. 200 00:22:28,946 --> 00:22:33,116 You're sitting here alone, drinking. Why are you sitting here? 201 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,826 Why didn't you come to bed? 202 00:22:38,126 --> 00:22:39,495 l'm coming to bed. 203 00:22:40,295 --> 00:22:42,255 Did anybody say something to upset you? 204 00:22:42,465 --> 00:22:44,752 l'm not upset. 205 00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:47,752 There's nothing to be upset about. 206 00:22:47,922 --> 00:22:50,762 - Everything's fine. - lt's not fine. 207 00:22:50,922 --> 00:22:56,601 l was worried. Walter, I love you, but you expect me to be a mind reader. 208 00:23:03,271 --> 00:23:05,031 l love you. 209 00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,780 l really love you. 210 00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,410 Do you...? Do you know that? 211 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:16,619 l really do. And I know I've screwed this whole thing up. 212 00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:18,579 - You didn't wanna move here. - Look... 213 00:23:18,749 --> 00:23:20,129 - I know that, no. - I'll get over it. 214 00:23:20,289 --> 00:23:22,299 I've already gotten over it. That's not what l'm talking about. 215 00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:24,299 Do you understand that l really love you? 216 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:27,389 Yeah. Yes. 217 00:23:32,347 --> 00:23:34,436 Let's go to bed. 218 00:23:42,145 --> 00:23:44,485 l feel like l'm getting old. 219 00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:47,195 You're not getting old. 220 00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:51,704 l feel like it. 221 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:57,584 Hi. 222 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,883 - Are you Joanna Eberhart? - Yes. 223 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,883 The Joanna Eberhart? 224 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:11,263 Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city? 225 00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:13,313 Yes. 226 00:24:14,681 --> 00:24:18,401 Hey, boy, am I glad to see you. 227 00:24:18,561 --> 00:24:22,490 Hi, l'm Bobby. Bobby Markowe. 228 00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:24,699 That's upward mobility for Markowitz. 229 00:24:24,899 --> 00:24:27,868 l'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country 230 00:24:28,028 --> 00:24:30,578 for just over a month now, and l'm going crazy. 231 00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:34,918 You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice, 232 00:24:35,078 --> 00:24:37,378 l don't wanna squeeze the goddamn Charmin. 233 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,838 Anyway, I saw your name here. 234 00:24:40,008 --> 00:24:41,048 - I hope you don't think... - Oh, no. 235 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:43,178 Yeah, it was fantastic, fantastic. 236 00:24:43,338 --> 00:24:46,928 Here you are. Wait a minute, I think you got a headline. Wait a minute. 237 00:24:47,098 --> 00:24:49,018 - No. - You got a headline on this page. 238 00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:52,938 Here she is. 'Eberhart moves to Stepford.' 239 00:24:53,108 --> 00:24:54,566 - I wish they'd use one of my... - 'Avid shutterbug.' 240 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,106 l knew you were fantastic, you are. 241 00:24:56,276 --> 00:24:58,646 Have I seen any of your pictures in magazines? I know l must have. 242 00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:00,524 - I doubt it. - Right? You're terrific. 243 00:25:00,694 --> 00:25:04,484 l know you are. Eber... I don't know, but I think l do know you. 244 00:25:04,654 --> 00:25:06,784 - Anyway. - No, but l'm glad to have a friend. 245 00:25:06,954 --> 00:25:08,324 Me too. How do you do? 246 00:25:08,494 --> 00:25:10,453 Listen, you wanna go and have something to drink? 247 00:25:10,623 --> 00:25:11,663 - Eat. - Eat? 248 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,293 - Yeah. - OK. 249 00:25:13,453 --> 00:25:17,503 - I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes? 250 00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:20,753 l dropped my best camera on my foot. 251 00:25:20,923 --> 00:25:22,842 Have you really got film in those things? 252 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:25,762 Oh, yes. l'm the very avid shutterbug. 253 00:25:25,932 --> 00:25:28,351 Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth, 254 00:25:28,511 --> 00:25:31,061 ordinarily, I don't pay any attention to that newspaper, 255 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:32,891 - because it's full of it, you know. - I know. 256 00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,231 l saw your name, and it stood out for some reason. 257 00:25:35,561 --> 00:25:37,481 Whatever made you choose Stepford? 258 00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:40,281 - Oh, I didn't. Walter did. - Oh, yeah, it figures. 259 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,451 Dave brought us here because of land values. 260 00:25:42,611 --> 00:25:44,281 He's best in bed when the market's up. 261 00:25:45,619 --> 00:25:47,829 l think I'll break into Walter's Scotch. 262 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:52,498 Hey, hey, hey, you know something, l'm gonna like you. 263 00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:54,708 Yeah. 264 00:25:55,298 --> 00:26:00,836 A messy kitchen. lt's beautiful. A home away from home. 265 00:26:01,006 --> 00:26:03,966 Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine. 266 00:26:04,136 --> 00:26:06,016 You haven't got any of those magnificent 267 00:26:06,186 --> 00:26:08,596 peanut-butter handprints all over your cabinets yet. 268 00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:11,606 But then, you're new here, and Stepford wasn't ruined in a day. 269 00:26:11,776 --> 00:26:13,776 Hello, Hi-C. 270 00:26:13,936 --> 00:26:17,155 Hey, you want a Ring Ding? l smuggled it over the border. 271 00:26:17,355 --> 00:26:21,325 - What year is it? - '59, a collector's item. 272 00:26:21,495 --> 00:26:23,405 - lt'd be great with Scotch. - Yeah. 273 00:26:23,575 --> 00:26:26,625 Two things I always carry: Tampax and Ring Dings. 274 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:29,915 And I don't even wanna think what that means. 275 00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:32,502 I'll tell you. Thanks. 276 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:34,252 l can't figure out this burg. 277 00:26:34,832 --> 00:26:36,752 lt's like maids have been declared illegal, 278 00:26:36,922 --> 00:26:38,302 and the housewife with the neatest place 279 00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:40,012 gets Robert Redford for Christmas. 280 00:26:40,172 --> 00:26:41,971 And believe me, if that's the prize, l'd enter, 281 00:26:42,131 --> 00:26:44,300 but nobody will tell what the contest rules are. 282 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:45,850 - Cheers. - Cheers. 283 00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,060 Not to mention that creepy Men's Association. 284 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:52,940 - Yours too? - Every night. 285 00:26:53,110 --> 00:26:54,480 Dave wouldn't miss. 286 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,740 - What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies 287 00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,610 and reminisce about the good old days. 288 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,580 What good old days? 289 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,409 Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush. 290 00:27:05,869 --> 00:27:08,209 Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination. 291 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:11,748 - We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers. 292 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:13,968 Totally disgusting. 293 00:27:14,128 --> 00:27:16,926 - Don't you like it? - I don't know which one l like the best. 294 00:27:17,086 --> 00:27:20,346 You're very honest. That's what l like about you. lt's awful. 295 00:27:33,105 --> 00:27:35,365 Hey, it's me. 296 00:27:35,525 --> 00:27:39,363 And l'm here, and l'm on the New Projects committee. 297 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:42,123 Yeah, New Projects. 298 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,623 Well, how would you feel about some of the guys meeting at our house? 299 00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:50,083 - Well, like now, tonight. - Well, OK. 300 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:56,303 Yeah, that'd be great. I actually get to see you and some living people. 301 00:27:56,553 --> 00:27:59,893 - Give me a few minutes, huh? - We'll be along in about 20 minutes. 302 00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:01,971 All right. Bye-bye. 303 00:28:04,021 --> 00:28:07,150 - She'd love it. - Good. 304 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:11,939 You're not altogether sure about Stepford yet, are you, Walter? 305 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,198 No, no, that's not true. 306 00:28:16,818 --> 00:28:18,948 l think I am. lt's... 307 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:23,498 lt's a big change. You've got to admit that. 308 00:28:23,918 --> 00:28:26,708 A change for the better, Walter. 309 00:28:41,146 --> 00:28:45,016 See, I intend to really fix this place up, you know. 310 00:28:45,186 --> 00:28:47,314 l thought l'd... 311 00:28:47,774 --> 00:28:51,654 ...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom. 312 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:55,614 Maybe I'll put the pool table right over there. 313 00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:58,324 l thought l'd go to town, you know, really spoil myself. 314 00:28:58,742 --> 00:29:00,872 lt'd be great for the kids. 315 00:29:01,622 --> 00:29:04,122 Well, who's talking about the kids? This is a playroom. 316 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:05,712 They ain't gonna be allowed in. 317 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:28,070 l like to watch women doing little domestic chores. 318 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:33,368 You came to the right town. 319 00:29:35,078 --> 00:29:37,788 Who was the one wanted tea? 320 00:29:38,748 --> 00:29:40,668 Claude. 321 00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:44,168 Claude Axhelm. 322 00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:48,296 - He's the one who... - Stutters. 323 00:29:49,006 --> 00:29:51,716 l'm not good on names. 324 00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,465 Why do they call you 'Dis'? 325 00:29:53,635 --> 00:29:55,845 Because I used to work at Disneyland. 326 00:29:56,015 --> 00:30:00,855 - No, really. - That's really. Don't you believe me? 327 00:30:01,105 --> 00:30:03,025 No. 328 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:05,945 - Why not? - You don't look like someone 329 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,275 who enjoys making other people happy. 330 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:17,285 lt was on the market for about six months. 331 00:30:17,455 --> 00:30:19,832 No kidding. Six months. 332 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:23,331 - Excuse me, your tea. - Thank you. 333 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:29,051 Oh, you know, l'm really into speech work, words. 334 00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:31,130 Perhaps we might talk about it sometime. 335 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:35,770 Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin. 336 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,610 l hope your wife has gotten over the accident. 337 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:44,440 lt was your wife, wasn't it? 338 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:49,529 Oh, yeah, yes. lt was nothing. lt looked worse than it was. 339 00:30:49,699 --> 00:30:52,698 l should go and see her. l should've done it before. 340 00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:54,448 She'd like that. 341 00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:57,828 - Shall we make a start? - ls it all right if Joanna sits in? 342 00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:01,798 Definitely. l'm sure she's got a lot to contribute. 343 00:31:02,048 --> 00:31:03,836 Well, 344 00:31:04,006 --> 00:31:06,386 you want me to get you a more comfortable chair, hon? 345 00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:08,346 No, it's OK. 346 00:31:09,006 --> 00:31:10,976 My drink. 347 00:31:11,266 --> 00:31:13,136 Excuse me. 348 00:31:14,225 --> 00:31:17,974 Well, we all know what we're here for, so who's gonna be the first genius? 349 00:31:18,184 --> 00:31:24,113 Well, how about the Christmas toys for the under...? For the poor kids? 350 00:31:24,313 --> 00:31:26,573 For chrissake, Claude, it's only May. 351 00:31:26,733 --> 00:31:31,613 Yeah, well, I guess it's a little early to start thinking about Christmas. 352 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,583 l'm frankly more interested in the overprivileged kids, 353 00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:36,663 like my son hated camp. So naturally, 354 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,753 Charmaine won't hear of him going back. 355 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:41,592 What's he gonna do all summer besides drive me batty? 356 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:45,592 l thought we might try a tag sale here this year. 357 00:31:45,802 --> 00:31:48,840 Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune. 358 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:50,640 That's a good idea. 359 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,889 l mean, everybody's got something around the house that they don't need, 360 00:31:56,099 --> 00:31:58,609 - and we can help sell it. - A barn dance. 361 00:31:58,769 --> 00:32:00,149 - Barn dance? - A barn dance? 362 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:01,688 - Well, that went out in the '40s. - Right. 363 00:32:02,068 --> 00:32:06,118 l think a barn dance would be a good idea. Well, l'd like it anyway. 364 00:32:06,318 --> 00:32:08,527 You're talking about a square dance, aren't you? 365 00:32:09,037 --> 00:32:10,907 ls that what you mean, a square dance? 366 00:32:16,837 --> 00:32:21,047 Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk? 367 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,587 - A cakewalk? - Yeah, a cakewalk. 368 00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:25,887 - lt's a dance. - lt's a terrific way to raise money. 369 00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:28,766 Cakewalk is not a dance. 370 00:32:28,936 --> 00:32:34,684 lt's a thing where all the women bring over cakes, then you draw this circle 371 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,103 on the floor. And you've got numbers, and everybody circles... 372 00:32:37,273 --> 00:32:40,193 Now, look, could we just get back to the original subject? 373 00:32:40,363 --> 00:32:42,983 Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale. 374 00:32:43,193 --> 00:32:44,783 Do you think we can go through with that or not? 375 00:32:44,953 --> 00:32:46,363 l thought we talked about it. 376 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,822 Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale. 377 00:32:48,992 --> 00:32:50,372 Well, he said something about a barn dance. 378 00:32:50,532 --> 00:32:51,912 Do you wanna do a barn dance or a tag sale? 379 00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:54,122 We even suggested the possibility of putting the barn dance 380 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:56,792 and the tag sale together at the same time. 381 00:32:56,962 --> 00:32:58,462 Ted, Ted, wait a minute, wait. 382 00:32:58,632 --> 00:33:01,381 You have a better idea about the town. 383 00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:06,970 l would go for the sale because I think you'd get, like, somebody's garage 384 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:10,020 - and you could do that. - Whose garage could we use? 385 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,560 And I have to tell you 386 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:14,810 that we've always run the club democratically, and we've... 387 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,400 - Claude. - We've always... 388 00:33:16,570 --> 00:33:20,358 - You are full of crap. - lt's not my fault, because... 389 00:33:20,528 --> 00:33:21,988 - Claude. - And I wanna tell you 390 00:33:22,158 --> 00:33:25,488 that l'm kind of disgusted about the way you guys are handling yourselves 391 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:27,958 - at this meeting. - Well, now, wait a minute, Ed. 392 00:33:28,118 --> 00:33:30,167 We're just trying to get some ideas for you. 393 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:33,375 l think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing. 394 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:36,335 lf you'd run the whole thing, you're gonna alienate everybody in this town. 395 00:33:36,505 --> 00:33:38,465 lf I can't do it, my wife, Charmaine, will. 396 00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:42,465 Excuse me. Let me see if I kind of get the consensus of all this. 397 00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:46,225 You really are more interested in one kind of big event rather than 398 00:33:46,385 --> 00:33:49,725 a lot of little ones? ls that fair to say? l mean, is that what you're...? 399 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:53,605 l mean, a tag sale and all that nonsense is really not appropriate, is it? 400 00:33:53,775 --> 00:33:57,774 You want something big because we have a real need here for some... 401 00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:02,154 Well, you know, I think this has been a very successful meeting. Don't you? 402 00:34:02,324 --> 00:34:05,571 l think we got enough things that we can present to the meeting, you know. 403 00:34:05,741 --> 00:34:07,121 - Walter. - When is the next meeting? 404 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,291 - What? - l'm gonna go check on the children. 405 00:34:09,451 --> 00:34:10,831 - Excuse me. - Yes, yes. 406 00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:12,371 After... 407 00:34:30,649 --> 00:34:33,899 - Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah. 408 00:34:34,069 --> 00:34:36,029 You should have traded it in years ago. 409 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,858 Well, if you drive the way you talk, 410 00:34:38,028 --> 00:34:40,908 you're gonna have a lot of accidents, I'll tell you that. 411 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:43,948 Any...? Anybody else want a nightcap? 412 00:34:44,118 --> 00:34:47,328 Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? lnstead of this cooking sherry. 413 00:34:47,498 --> 00:34:48,918 Yes. 414 00:34:51,835 --> 00:34:54,715 ln case you're wondering what I've been doing. 415 00:34:55,335 --> 00:34:57,805 - You're not the lke Mazzard are you? - l'm afraid so. 416 00:34:57,965 --> 00:35:01,225 Oh, no. Walter, tell him. l'm just awful on names. 417 00:35:01,385 --> 00:35:02,765 You'll have to forgive me. 418 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,474 l used to gawk at all those girls in those magazines. 419 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,764 You blighted my adolescence, you know that. 420 00:35:07,934 --> 00:35:09,644 l thought I blighted your adolescence. 421 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,603 l can't get over this. 422 00:35:12,773 --> 00:35:14,443 - ls this for me? - Keep it. 423 00:35:14,773 --> 00:35:17,993 Keep it? I'll insure it. Thank you so much. 424 00:35:18,153 --> 00:35:20,072 My pleasure. 425 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:22,322 - Here you are, lke. - Thanks. 426 00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:23,872 See what you missed. 427 00:35:24,032 --> 00:35:26,662 Oh. Oh, yeah, it's... 428 00:35:27,082 --> 00:35:31,292 lt's... lt's very good around the eyes, you... 429 00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,850 You've been a long time. 430 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:42,430 l'm just clearing up some things. 431 00:35:42,729 --> 00:35:46,308 l just can't stand to come down in the morning to a bunch of filthy ashtrays. 432 00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:50,737 What do you think? Nice bunch of guys, huh? 433 00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:52,937 You serious? 434 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:55,117 You have to be kidding. You wouldn't have given those bores 435 00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:57,867 the time of day back in Manhattan. 436 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,707 l mean, OK. 437 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:10,587 l was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest... 438 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:14,296 - Well, I don't happen to agree. - Walter, you must agree. 439 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:17,055 My God, they're worse than your senior partners. 440 00:36:17,225 --> 00:36:21,473 New Projects committee. They ought to start by working on themselves. 441 00:36:21,643 --> 00:36:24,183 - Well, that's your opinion. - Well, of course it's my opinion. 442 00:36:24,353 --> 00:36:27,483 Who else sat there? Where's your sense of humour? 443 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,023 They were dummies. 444 00:36:29,193 --> 00:36:32,943 l mean, take el presidente, that graduate of Disneyland. 445 00:36:33,153 --> 00:36:35,493 Well, he just happens to be a Ph.D. from Berkeley. 446 00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:37,572 He runs a multimillion-dollar corporation. 447 00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:40,371 What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me, 448 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,911 and what you're saying isn't you. 449 00:36:43,161 --> 00:36:46,381 - You're putting me on. - No. 450 00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:48,550 No. l... 451 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:55,010 Look, this... This is Stepford. lt's not New York or... 452 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:59,310 These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me. 453 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,085 - Yeah, they really are. - I gotta go see... 454 00:37:27,255 --> 00:37:28,835 - You gonna be around later? - Yeah. 455 00:37:29,005 --> 00:37:30,675 OK. Bye-bye. 456 00:37:31,555 --> 00:37:33,305 - Got a drink there? - Oh, l'm fine. Thanks. 457 00:37:33,475 --> 00:37:35,474 Yeah? Sure? 458 00:37:36,014 --> 00:37:38,434 Yeah. Hey, listen, Marie. You want to go for a swim later? Marie, huh? 459 00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:40,394 - Oh, yes. l'd love that, Dale. - OK. All right. 460 00:37:40,564 --> 00:37:42,144 - Thank you very much. - All right. 461 00:37:42,314 --> 00:37:44,394 - I haven't forgotten your... - Where's my wife? 462 00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:45,614 Where is your wife? 463 00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:47,734 - Hi, Walter. - Hey, Dis. How are you? 464 00:37:47,944 --> 00:37:49,534 l'm fine. How are you? Good to see you. 465 00:37:49,694 --> 00:37:51,034 - Yeah. - Hey, good to see you. 466 00:37:51,244 --> 00:37:52,911 Ed is having a hell of a time down there with Bobby. 467 00:37:53,031 --> 00:37:54,531 - Give him a hand, will you? - OK, sure. We'll go down 468 00:37:54,701 --> 00:37:56,741 and give him a hand. 469 00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:03,580 Get some drinks down to the pool right away. Come on. 470 00:38:18,899 --> 00:38:21,769 Over there, there's some kids you can play with. 471 00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:32,447 Can you believe all this? 472 00:38:33,157 --> 00:38:36,787 For a bachelor, old Dis must be quite a catch. 473 00:38:37,207 --> 00:38:38,875 What do you say we go home and change? 474 00:38:39,045 --> 00:38:40,455 Like put on a fancy dress? 475 00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:42,465 Absolutely not. 476 00:38:42,625 --> 00:38:44,045 - Hello. - Hello. 477 00:38:44,175 --> 00:38:46,045 - How are you? - Fine, thank you. 478 00:38:46,295 --> 00:38:48,885 - Lovely party. - Yes. 479 00:38:54,804 --> 00:38:56,313 Did you get a look at the food? 480 00:38:56,603 --> 00:38:59,232 How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster? 481 00:38:59,522 --> 00:39:03,312 Like Walter says, it's all so dazzling. Why don't I like it? 482 00:39:03,482 --> 00:39:07,402 l mean, I like it. lt's perfect. How could you not like it? 483 00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:10,112 l just don't like it. Am I making any sense? 484 00:39:10,282 --> 00:39:12,282 - Well, hi, you two. - Hi. 485 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,122 You want to come and meet some people? 486 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:16,372 Why not? We're not proud. 487 00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:18,502 Oh, you haven't got a drink. 488 00:39:18,672 --> 00:39:21,252 l must get you a drink. 489 00:39:24,759 --> 00:39:26,429 Good shot. 490 00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,049 - All right, who's first here? - And a medium well. 491 00:39:29,219 --> 00:39:32,598 - Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you? 492 00:39:32,768 --> 00:39:34,558 - This is the Wimpiris way. - What is that? ls that medium? 493 00:39:34,728 --> 00:39:37,108 That's a medium. This is a rare. 494 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,688 Rare. 495 00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:42,147 I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. 496 00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:45,157 Want another well...? You want a well-done? 497 00:39:46,407 --> 00:39:49,577 Well, I told you to move them over. 498 00:39:49,747 --> 00:39:52,616 Move them over toward the centre. 499 00:39:57,916 --> 00:40:00,426 I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. 500 00:40:25,861 --> 00:40:29,871 I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. 501 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:42,340 - Walter? - Yes? 502 00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:45,599 - Take over, will you? - OK. 503 00:40:49,429 --> 00:40:52,059 How many of these have you had? 504 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:55,107 Don't you know you can't handle this stuff? 505 00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:57,897 Don't you remember what this stuff does to you? 506 00:40:58,067 --> 00:41:00,697 I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. 507 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:03,787 Why the hell do you do this in public? 508 00:41:05,037 --> 00:41:08,206 Come on. We'll just go and get a little coffee. 509 00:41:14,664 --> 00:41:17,624 Well, it was this problem I had, you see. l... 510 00:41:17,794 --> 00:41:21,254 l couldn't handle it. lt was out of control. 511 00:41:22,264 --> 00:41:26,434 l guess that's one of the reasons Ted moved us to Stepford. The... 512 00:41:26,594 --> 00:41:29,314 The drinking was getting so bad, 513 00:41:29,474 --> 00:41:32,354 and he blamed the city and all its pressures. 514 00:41:32,564 --> 00:41:34,984 And, oh, I knew l shouldn't have touched the stuff. 515 00:41:35,194 --> 00:41:38,074 But I did, and l'm sorry l ruined it all. 516 00:41:38,284 --> 00:41:41,570 - You don't have to apologize, Carol. - Not to us. 517 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:44,780 We just felt that it was important that you two understand, 518 00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:46,620 you being the newest in Stepford. 519 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:49,040 We didn't want you getting the wrong opinion. 520 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:51,920 'We'? Who is 'we'? 521 00:41:52,130 --> 00:41:54,960 Oh, well, Ted, naturally. 522 00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:57,129 And lke was there, and... 523 00:41:57,299 --> 00:42:02,049 Oh, he's so old and smart that, after l'd sobered up some, we asked him and... 524 00:42:02,259 --> 00:42:04,929 You mean the men made you come and apologize like this? 525 00:42:05,139 --> 00:42:09,518 Oh, no. No, I wanted to, really. 526 00:42:09,688 --> 00:42:12,357 All they did was sort of confirm my feelings. 527 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:15,567 - Well, why don't you come in. - Oh, no. 528 00:42:15,737 --> 00:42:17,867 No, I've got to get back. l... 529 00:42:18,027 --> 00:42:21,367 I've seen Charmaine and... 530 00:42:21,697 --> 00:42:23,447 Well, l... 531 00:42:23,617 --> 00:42:25,785 l ought to get back. 532 00:42:35,174 --> 00:42:36,674 lncredible. 533 00:42:36,844 --> 00:42:40,014 Absolutely unbelievable. 534 00:42:40,554 --> 00:42:43,933 lf I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed, 535 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,392 l'd spend my whole life wandering around saying, 536 00:42:46,562 --> 00:42:49,182 'l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l'm sorry.' 537 00:42:51,312 --> 00:42:54,072 That is a lady that could use some help. 538 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:56,402 l told you l... 539 00:42:56,572 --> 00:42:58,902 ...messed a little bit with women's lib in New York. 540 00:42:59,112 --> 00:43:00,951 Didn't we all? 541 00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:05,621 l'm not contemplating any Maidenform bonfires, 542 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:09,421 but they could certainly use something around here. 543 00:43:09,831 --> 00:43:13,209 - Oh, yeah. - You game? 544 00:43:15,589 --> 00:43:17,758 l'm game. 545 00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:20,928 Boy, am I game! 546 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,768 Wow! 547 00:43:24,058 --> 00:43:26,228 Gee, it sounds like fun. 548 00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:29,186 But I've got three kids, and the oldest is 6. 549 00:43:29,396 --> 00:43:31,946 And that doesn't leave me with a whole lot of extra time. 550 00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:34,156 We really understand, Marie. 551 00:43:34,316 --> 00:43:37,736 And we're not after you to change your whole lifestyle, 552 00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:41,116 but doesn't it ever bother you that the most important organisation 553 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,996 in Stepford is sexually archaic? 554 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,506 - Archaic? - Old-fashioned. Out-of-date. 555 00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:53,095 Does it ever bother me? No. 556 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:56,382 I've never been much of a joiner, l'm afraid. 557 00:43:56,552 --> 00:44:00,012 l guess it's because I've just been so busy, what with baking and all that. 558 00:44:00,182 --> 00:44:02,932 This isn't any kind of a lifelong commitment we're after. 559 00:44:03,102 --> 00:44:05,022 We just want to see if there's any interest 560 00:44:05,182 --> 00:44:07,982 for some kind of activities in Stepford. That's all. 561 00:44:08,152 --> 00:44:11,022 Well, there isn't any interest here, Joanna. 562 00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:15,991 l know I shouldn't say this, but I just love my brownies. 563 00:44:18,241 --> 00:44:22,869 l'm sorry. I just can't waste my spare moments on something like that. 564 00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:25,709 But you do go out sometimes, don't you? 565 00:44:25,879 --> 00:44:27,249 Go out? 566 00:44:27,419 --> 00:44:28,839 Of course I go out. 567 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,549 l'm out now, aren't I? 568 00:44:32,009 --> 00:44:33,509 Which one do you like? 569 00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:37,429 Oh, I don't think either one. 570 00:44:37,889 --> 00:44:39,849 - This is who? - Cornell. 571 00:44:40,019 --> 00:44:42,647 Husband owns the pharmacy. She works there sometimes. 572 00:44:42,807 --> 00:44:44,897 What l'd give for her chest. 573 00:44:49,696 --> 00:44:52,776 There's this thing they've invented. lt's called knocking. 574 00:44:52,946 --> 00:44:55,115 Doesn't interest me. l'm a natural-born barger. 575 00:45:07,714 --> 00:45:11,094 God, I just love that. 576 00:45:13,764 --> 00:45:18,223 - Hey. - Oh, yes. Yes. 577 00:45:19,643 --> 00:45:21,683 Oh, yes. 578 00:45:23,903 --> 00:45:28,230 Nobody's ever touched me the way you touch me. 579 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,950 Oh, there. 580 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:36,240 Oh, you're the best, Frank. 581 00:45:36,410 --> 00:45:40,330 Oh, God, are you the best. 582 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,290 Oh, there. 583 00:45:44,499 --> 00:45:48,128 - Wait. - Oh, God. 584 00:45:49,548 --> 00:45:52,258 - God, are you the best. - Let's go. 585 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:55,018 You're the king, Frank. 586 00:45:55,938 --> 00:45:59,228 Oh, you're the champion, Frank. 587 00:46:00,977 --> 00:46:03,567 Oh, you're the master! 588 00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:09,407 - ls this the right place? - Must be. 589 00:46:09,577 --> 00:46:11,866 - Last house on Snowflake Lane. - You're sure, now? 590 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:17,084 - We don't want to strike out again. - 'Oh, God, Frank, l'm sure. l'm sure.' 591 00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:19,584 Wasn't that awful? All your fault too. 592 00:46:19,754 --> 00:46:22,164 l know, but this time, l got us an invitation. 593 00:46:22,334 --> 00:46:24,504 Listen, her name's Charmaine Wimpiris. 594 00:46:24,674 --> 00:46:27,424 And we were buying our kids shoes. And I got to talking, and she said, 595 00:46:27,594 --> 00:46:29,384 'Come on over. lt sounds interesting.' 596 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,432 The way we've been bombing out, l consider that a triumph. 597 00:46:32,592 --> 00:46:34,972 - She said her court's in the back. - OK. 598 00:46:43,361 --> 00:46:44,781 Game. 599 00:46:44,941 --> 00:46:47,901 - Five-one. Let's change. - OK. 600 00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:50,031 God, this is fun. 601 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,371 No! 602 00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,829 - Oh, that was great. - Oh, I haven't played 603 00:46:57,999 --> 00:47:00,999 - in such a long time. - Oh, you're good. You're really good. 604 00:47:01,169 --> 00:47:03,669 l can tell that. You're just out of practice. 605 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:06,387 Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific? 606 00:47:06,587 --> 00:47:08,427 l thought you were terrific. 607 00:47:09,847 --> 00:47:14,437 Oh, well, listen. Play at my place any time you want. I really mean that. 608 00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:18,146 Now, Jenny Fisher used to play. She finked out on me. 609 00:47:18,316 --> 00:47:19,856 The only competition I've got left 610 00:47:20,026 --> 00:47:22,236 are two teenage boys with permanent erections. 611 00:47:22,446 --> 00:47:24,366 - Send them to my place. - Are you kidding? 612 00:47:24,526 --> 00:47:26,156 l'd be lost without them. 613 00:47:26,326 --> 00:47:28,326 Why don't you get her that... 614 00:47:28,496 --> 00:47:29,956 - Give you some lessons. - I'll give you a lesson. 615 00:47:30,116 --> 00:47:33,535 - Thank you. No. - Come on, I need the workout. 616 00:47:33,705 --> 00:47:36,754 Thank you, Nettie. lsn't Nettie marvellous? 617 00:47:36,914 --> 00:47:40,424 A German Virgo. Their thing is, you know, to serve. 618 00:47:40,634 --> 00:47:44,462 Oh, that's why we won the war. 619 00:47:45,592 --> 00:47:50,222 Well, girls, I didn't get you here on false pretences, really. l... 620 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:54,562 l'm interested. l'm no fanatic, but l'm really interested. 621 00:47:54,732 --> 00:47:57,602 Actually, we moved here about two months ago, 622 00:47:57,772 --> 00:47:59,771 and Ed joins this Men's Association. 623 00:48:00,151 --> 00:48:02,740 Believe me, l know that it's unfair and sexist, 624 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:07,280 but, frankly, anything that gets him out of the house nights is fine with me. 625 00:48:07,450 --> 00:48:10,329 lf we could get a consciousness-raising group going, you'd come? 626 00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,499 - What? - A consciousness-raising session. 627 00:48:15,749 --> 00:48:17,879 - A bitching session, you mean. - Sure. 628 00:48:18,419 --> 00:48:20,339 Like a shot, l'd come. 629 00:48:20,509 --> 00:48:24,049 You wouldn't believe what Ed tries putting me through. 630 00:48:25,009 --> 00:48:27,388 He has a rubber suit made for me in England. 631 00:48:28,636 --> 00:48:31,396 - Well! - How about that, sports fans? 632 00:48:32,016 --> 00:48:35,316 What is a rubber suit? 633 00:48:36,736 --> 00:48:39,526 l'm an accent freak. 634 00:48:39,696 --> 00:48:42,365 l'm not sure why. Probably on account of... 635 00:48:42,525 --> 00:48:45,445 l don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer. 636 00:48:46,325 --> 00:48:48,414 - When you were young, you mean? - No, no. 637 00:48:48,574 --> 00:48:53,084 l still do. Just I work extra hard to control it. 638 00:48:53,293 --> 00:48:55,123 Now, here. 639 00:48:55,293 --> 00:48:58,423 l want you to write down every place you've ever lived, 640 00:48:58,593 --> 00:49:01,013 from when you were born until now. 641 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:06,933 And this is just standard vocabulary. 642 00:49:07,103 --> 00:49:09,433 See, just straight through the alphabet. 643 00:49:09,603 --> 00:49:13,353 'A. Aback. Abandon.' Like that. 644 00:49:13,941 --> 00:49:19,900 And this here's easy to operate. Just push the switch and talk into it. 645 00:49:20,779 --> 00:49:23,819 l think I can manage that, 646 00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:26,789 - but what's this for? - Just a lifelong hobby. 647 00:49:27,579 --> 00:49:30,329 - Don't touch. - See, once I get enough samples, 648 00:49:30,499 --> 00:49:34,838 l aim to feed them all into a computer and program it. 649 00:49:35,008 --> 00:49:39,258 What I'll get back is an instant geographical rundown on a person. 650 00:49:39,428 --> 00:49:42,888 l really think it'll be more important than fingerprints in police work. 651 00:49:43,558 --> 00:49:48,556 That's very interesting, Claude, but it's too much work. 652 00:49:49,146 --> 00:49:53,186 We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife. 653 00:49:53,396 --> 00:49:56,656 - ls he going to take your fingerprints? - No, sweetie. 654 00:49:56,816 --> 00:49:58,316 Just like your wife. 655 00:49:58,486 --> 00:50:01,404 Bobby and I tried to involve her in one of our projects, 656 00:50:01,574 --> 00:50:03,034 but she had too much ironing. 657 00:50:04,454 --> 00:50:06,874 Maybe you could convince her. 658 00:50:07,034 --> 00:50:10,964 Kit Sunderson too. lf they could find the time for me, 659 00:50:11,124 --> 00:50:12,674 l could find it for you. 660 00:50:12,874 --> 00:50:17,763 lsn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna? 661 00:50:19,222 --> 00:50:21,721 lt's what made this country great, Claude. 662 00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:30,271 Usually we start out bitching, 663 00:50:30,441 --> 00:50:33,691 but maybe if we're lucky, we can get into something more constructive. 664 00:50:35,531 --> 00:50:36,901 Anybody have any questions? 665 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,118 Well, good. 666 00:50:45,288 --> 00:50:46,828 Then we might as well get started. 667 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:51,168 Fine. Terrific. 668 00:50:51,338 --> 00:50:53,667 Who wants to go first? 669 00:50:56,757 --> 00:50:58,757 Talk about anything. 670 00:50:58,927 --> 00:51:03,057 Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all. 671 00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:10,195 Well, how about if I start? 672 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,985 Right, yes, well... 673 00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:19,325 l think there are times when Walter cares more about the law 674 00:51:19,495 --> 00:51:21,075 than he does about me, 675 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,625 and that can hurt. 676 00:51:23,335 --> 00:51:24,874 l don't think that... 677 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:29,084 l don't think that Ed ever loved me. 678 00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:31,382 l mean, 679 00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:33,672 he married me because I looked right. 680 00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:37,801 lt made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife 681 00:51:37,971 --> 00:51:40,301 to look like I look. 682 00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:45,311 God knows he's given me things. 683 00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:50,071 l'm not complaining on that score, but... 684 00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:54,320 He never loved me. 685 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,789 l didn't bake anything yesterday. 686 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,409 Took me so long to get the upstairs floor to shine, 687 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,288 l didn't have any time to bake. 688 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:07,128 Well, you don't have to bake, Kit. There's no law. 689 00:52:07,338 --> 00:52:10,758 Hell, Ed's lucky if I remember to keep him in white bread. 690 00:52:11,218 --> 00:52:13,718 Easy On spray starch. 691 00:52:13,888 --> 00:52:16,716 lt must save me half an hour a day, at least. 692 00:52:16,886 --> 00:52:19,936 You'll never run short of time again. l guarantee it. 693 00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:23,356 I've just been tempted so many times to try Easy On. 694 00:52:24,356 --> 00:52:26,436 l'm not trying to be a leader or anything, 695 00:52:26,606 --> 00:52:29,735 but we're not supposed to delve quite so specifically into housework. 696 00:52:29,905 --> 00:52:32,324 Easy On's really that good, is it? 697 00:52:32,484 --> 00:52:37,033 ls it that good? Well, if time is your enemy, make friends with Easy On. 698 00:52:37,203 --> 00:52:38,573 That's all I can tell you. 699 00:52:39,873 --> 00:52:42,953 lt's so good that if ever I became famous 700 00:52:43,123 --> 00:52:45,833 and the Easy On people asked me would I do a commercial, 701 00:52:46,003 --> 00:52:49,923 not only would I do it, l'd do it for free. 702 00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:52,093 That's how good it is. 703 00:52:52,263 --> 00:52:54,473 Holy cow. 704 00:53:14,279 --> 00:53:17,539 l think I'll take Fred for a walk. 705 00:53:17,699 --> 00:53:19,249 Fred? 706 00:53:19,419 --> 00:53:22,169 - Where is he? Did he get out again? - No. 707 00:53:22,339 --> 00:53:24,708 l said I was going to take him for a walk. 708 00:53:27,217 --> 00:53:28,677 You going out? 709 00:53:28,837 --> 00:53:31,597 No, l'm gonna walk him around the bathroom. 710 00:53:31,757 --> 00:53:34,426 You just keep doing whatever you're doing. 711 00:53:34,596 --> 00:53:36,936 l'm very fond of you. 712 00:53:37,806 --> 00:53:40,476 Well, l'm fond of you too. 713 00:53:40,646 --> 00:53:42,316 Fred! 714 00:53:42,736 --> 00:53:45,736 Freddie. Wanna go for a walk? 715 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:47,926 Fine, Walter, just fine. 716 00:55:03,905 --> 00:55:05,695 Fred. 717 00:55:07,785 --> 00:55:09,325 Fred. 718 00:55:09,495 --> 00:55:12,664 Come on back here now. Don't give me a hard time! 719 00:55:13,783 --> 00:55:15,503 Fred! 720 00:55:25,591 --> 00:55:27,471 Fred. 721 00:55:46,028 --> 00:55:49,038 Fred. Come here. 722 00:56:26,243 --> 00:56:29,743 Sorry about that, lady. l really didn't mean to frighten you. 723 00:56:31,743 --> 00:56:36,462 - Oh, it's Mrs Eberhart. - Yes. And you did frighten me. 724 00:56:36,632 --> 00:56:38,462 Once again, Mrs Eberhart, my apologies. 725 00:56:38,632 --> 00:56:41,012 But this is a pretty quiet town. 726 00:56:41,342 --> 00:56:44,302 Lot of very nice houses, like your own. 727 00:56:44,472 --> 00:56:48,061 People have valuable things. We have to be careful. 728 00:56:49,269 --> 00:56:51,389 You see that old mansion over there? 729 00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:54,309 - lt's a landmark building. - I didn't know that. 730 00:56:54,519 --> 00:56:57,899 Some railroad tycoon built it in 1 870. 731 00:56:58,069 --> 00:57:00,609 Before the Men's Association took it over, it was a wreck. 732 00:57:00,819 --> 00:57:03,068 Now the Association's got a restoration committee 733 00:57:03,238 --> 00:57:07,248 to try and fix up what was ruined, so we have to be very careful. 734 00:57:07,408 --> 00:57:09,668 We can't let people just walk around at night. 735 00:57:10,378 --> 00:57:12,167 One of the reasons I moved from the city 736 00:57:12,337 --> 00:57:14,207 was so I could walk around at night. 737 00:57:14,547 --> 00:57:18,217 Well, certainly, you and Fred can walk around at night. 738 00:57:18,677 --> 00:57:21,006 But l'd stick a little closer to home. 739 00:57:21,176 --> 00:57:25,016 Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around. 740 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,806 l see. 741 00:57:27,976 --> 00:57:30,855 - Thank you. Good night. - Good night. 742 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,610 Come on, Ed, let me drive. 743 00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:15,900 You're in no fit state, OK? 744 00:58:24,707 --> 00:58:26,246 All right? 745 00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:29,416 Thattaboy. 746 00:58:33,626 --> 00:58:36,216 Just lie back and relax. 747 00:58:38,216 --> 00:58:40,176 Feel OK? 748 00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:42,975 Good. 749 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:44,855 All right. Here we go. 750 00:58:59,073 --> 00:59:01,163 Joanna. 751 00:59:01,743 --> 00:59:04,661 Joanna. Come over here. Come over here. 752 00:59:17,511 --> 00:59:20,140 - Hi, dear. - That's lovely, honey. 753 00:59:20,810 --> 00:59:22,850 All right, ladies? Got everything you want? 754 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:25,310 - Oh, yes, thanks. - Have a good day. 755 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,560 Thanks so much. 756 00:59:31,858 --> 00:59:35,158 - I was trying to tell you. - Yes, what was that about? 757 00:59:35,318 --> 00:59:37,738 - That was Frank. - Frank? 758 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:40,658 The house. Remember? That was Frank. 759 00:59:40,828 --> 00:59:42,708 And that was Mrs Frank. 760 00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:45,707 - 'God, there, Frank, yes.' - Oh, I remember. 761 00:59:45,877 --> 00:59:48,217 l remember. God. 762 00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:50,795 Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome. 763 00:59:50,965 --> 00:59:54,595 - Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK. 764 00:59:54,755 --> 00:59:56,465 We're going the wrong way. l have to go this way. 765 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:58,015 - Cleaners. - Yes. 766 00:59:58,175 --> 00:59:59,555 - Hi. - On the other side. 767 00:59:59,725 --> 01:00:01,105 - Hi. - Hello. 768 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,894 Have you heard? Just spreading like wildfire. 769 01:00:04,064 --> 01:00:07,604 A black family's moving into town. 770 01:00:08,194 --> 01:00:10,074 Think that's good? 771 01:00:10,234 --> 01:00:13,033 l think it's good. Well, I don't know if l think it's good 772 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:15,742 so much as I think it's natural, considering, well, 773 01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:19,952 l mean, after all, we are the most liberal town around. 774 01:00:20,162 --> 01:00:21,872 - Stepford? - Liberal? 775 01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:23,662 Well, sure. 776 01:00:23,832 --> 01:00:26,792 We have the first Chinese restaurant in Fairfield County. 777 01:00:27,002 --> 01:00:28,172 Ah, yes. 778 01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:31,222 And we had the first women's club 779 01:00:31,382 --> 01:00:34,972 to ask any of those liberation ladies to come lecture. 780 01:00:35,142 --> 01:00:37,679 - There are no women's clubs here. - There was. 781 01:00:37,849 --> 01:00:39,808 l went to a meeting once. 782 01:00:39,978 --> 01:00:42,978 There must have been 50 of us there. 783 01:00:43,858 --> 01:00:46,068 Well, where the hell are they? 784 01:00:46,228 --> 01:00:47,608 Some of them moved away, 785 01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:49,858 but I guess most of them just plain got bored. 786 01:00:50,028 --> 01:00:51,408 l know I did. 787 01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:54,158 There we are. Off you go. 788 01:00:54,998 --> 01:00:56,708 We disbanded, oh, 789 01:00:56,868 --> 01:01:00,127 years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful. 790 01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:02,707 You mean useful like doing housework? 791 01:01:03,547 --> 01:01:05,667 l like to see my home looking nice. 792 01:01:05,877 --> 01:01:08,425 Look, we found this at the library. 793 01:01:09,045 --> 01:01:11,965 Listen, Carol, it says you were president of that club. 794 01:01:12,175 --> 01:01:15,055 l only took the post because nobody else would. 795 01:01:15,265 --> 01:01:18,395 Please explain to me what you're into. 796 01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:20,525 ls it enough? 797 01:01:20,685 --> 01:01:24,773 Well, enough for me maybe is not enough for you, Joanna, but... 798 01:01:24,943 --> 01:01:29,943 Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now, 799 01:01:30,403 --> 01:01:32,743 and I give him a good home. 800 01:01:32,913 --> 01:01:34,412 l really think that helps. 801 01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:38,792 The kids are doing the best they've ever done in school, 802 01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:40,871 and l'm here all the time. l... 803 01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:44,631 Well, I know that helps too. 804 01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:49,470 l'm really off the booze, and God knows that's better. 805 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,260 lt's none of your business, but our sex life is better too. 806 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:58,940 Look, l'm sorry to disappoint you, but l'm happy. 807 01:02:00,689 --> 01:02:02,779 l'm happy. 808 01:02:05,149 --> 01:02:07,567 You know, maybe we're the crazy ones. 809 01:02:07,737 --> 01:02:09,827 Don't say that. We're not. 810 01:02:10,237 --> 01:02:13,656 - You sure? - We're fine. 811 01:02:14,326 --> 01:02:15,706 OK. 812 01:02:15,876 --> 01:02:17,786 We are fine. 813 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,900 - Hi. - How'd it go? 814 01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:18,978 What? Oh, well, he hated them. 815 01:03:19,398 --> 01:03:23,277 l must say, I was inclined to agree. l don't know what made me take them. 816 01:03:23,447 --> 01:03:25,197 But still... 817 01:03:27,117 --> 01:03:30,077 Did the girls bring Fred over when they came? 818 01:03:30,247 --> 01:03:31,617 Not that I know of. 819 01:03:31,787 --> 01:03:35,167 Oh, shoot. And he has no license, nothing. 820 01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:37,915 Can I leave the kids here a bit while I go look for him? 821 01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:39,465 Sure, I'll go with you. 822 01:03:40,585 --> 01:03:44,965 - Dave, will you take care of the kids? - OK. 823 01:03:45,305 --> 01:03:46,845 I'll be right back. 824 01:03:47,015 --> 01:03:49,055 All right, Mommy. 825 01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:52,643 We'll find him. Tell me more about what that fink said in the gallery. 826 01:03:56,063 --> 01:03:59,563 Fred! Fred! 827 01:04:05,782 --> 01:04:08,832 - Did you see what I saw? - Found him? 828 01:04:09,372 --> 01:04:11,792 No, back at Charmaine's. 829 01:04:14,962 --> 01:04:17,301 Oh, my God. 830 01:04:53,376 --> 01:04:57,925 You see, Ed hated tennis, but he never said a word. 831 01:04:58,085 --> 01:05:01,805 All he wanted to do was to please me. 832 01:05:02,175 --> 01:05:08,473 Well, I want to please him now, and, boy, am I ever going to. 833 01:05:08,683 --> 01:05:12,562 You see, we spent this weekend at this beautiful little inn in Vermont. 834 01:05:12,732 --> 01:05:15,812 Just Ed and me, you know, talking things through. 835 01:05:16,022 --> 01:05:19,192 The Park Merrill with some friends, the Fishers, 836 01:05:19,362 --> 01:05:21,242 and we had the most terrific time. 837 01:05:22,032 --> 01:05:25,452 l can't get my mind operating. 838 01:05:27,412 --> 01:05:30,171 Besides, l'm just swamped with work. 839 01:05:30,501 --> 01:05:33,461 - Work? - Oh, yes. I fired Nettie. 840 01:05:33,631 --> 01:05:35,260 Yeah, it was... 841 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:39,259 lt was just the being alone with Ed that did it. 842 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:43,519 All I ever thought about before was just me. 843 01:05:44,219 --> 01:05:45,599 Well, 844 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:48,479 l'm here to tell you that's all over now. 845 01:05:48,689 --> 01:05:51,779 Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool. 846 01:05:51,939 --> 01:05:53,607 And now he's going to get it. 847 01:06:18,885 --> 01:06:21,554 Look, I've been doing a little research, OK? 848 01:06:21,724 --> 01:06:23,144 And a lot of thinking. 849 01:06:23,304 --> 01:06:25,644 And I know what l'm gonna say is gonna sound crazy, 850 01:06:25,814 --> 01:06:29,564 but if you laugh at it, l swear to God l'm gonna be sick. 851 01:06:29,734 --> 01:06:33,192 OK, you remember hearing about the Texas tranquilliser? 852 01:06:33,362 --> 01:06:35,612 lt was in TIME. I cut it out. 853 01:06:35,782 --> 01:06:38,032 Wait a second. Sit down. 854 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:44,620 lssue dated October 4th, 1 971. '7 1, right. 855 01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:47,790 lt's about why there are almost no murders in El Paso. 856 01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:49,920 See, this scientist has this theory 857 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:52,300 that there's something that comes from the water in El Paso. 858 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,880 lt comes from deep wells, 859 01:06:54,090 --> 01:06:57,930 and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read. 860 01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,599 See? 861 01:06:59,769 --> 01:07:01,929 Dallas is over two times as big as El Paso, 862 01:07:02,099 --> 01:07:05,268 but that year, there were 242 murders in Dallas. 863 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,107 And there were only 1 3 in El Paso. 864 01:07:08,517 --> 01:07:12,447 Joanna. Joanna, I think that's what's going on in Stepford. 865 01:07:12,607 --> 01:07:14,317 l think there's something in the water 866 01:07:14,487 --> 01:07:17,657 that turns us into hausfraus, drones, whatever you want to call it. 867 01:07:17,827 --> 01:07:19,867 Charmaine's changed, Carol Van Sant's changed, 868 01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:22,497 and so have all those other women's club members. 869 01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:25,335 Well, l... l suppose it's possible. 870 01:07:25,705 --> 01:07:27,254 lt can't all be coincidence. 871 01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:30,084 Look at all those places. 872 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,924 Electronics, computers, aerospace junk. 873 01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:37,384 And labs. Who knows what? 874 01:07:38,303 --> 01:07:41,393 They must all be dumping their chemical garbage 875 01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:43,393 in the Stepford River, 876 01:07:43,603 --> 01:07:45,393 and it could be making its way to us. 877 01:07:46,403 --> 01:07:49,653 Listen, the 6:00 news scares me every night. 878 01:07:49,823 --> 01:07:51,862 l don't see what's so far-out about my theory. 879 01:07:52,032 --> 01:07:55,661 All right. Why don't we write the state environmental agency 880 01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:58,411 and have them check the water in the reservoir. 881 01:07:58,581 --> 01:08:01,541 Governmental agencies. I've worked for them, Joanna. 882 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:04,381 And I mean, if they're way above average or any good at all, 883 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:07,251 they'll manage to lose a letter if you send it to them. 884 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:10,668 They teach courses in misfiling at those places. 885 01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:12,548 You know what I think we ought to do? 886 01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:15,758 l think we ought to take a sample of the water ourselves 887 01:08:15,928 --> 01:08:18,348 and then get it to a trustworthy chemist. 888 01:08:18,518 --> 01:08:20,937 Trouble is, l don't know anybody except... 889 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:24,527 ...you know, guys at that stinking Men's Association. 890 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:27,357 l lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist. 891 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,407 No kidding. 892 01:08:30,567 --> 01:08:32,527 Did he do it on Blue Cross? 893 01:08:32,697 --> 01:08:35,157 - His name was Raymond Chandler. - Oh, gosh. 894 01:08:35,327 --> 01:08:41,246 And we had a gag, a sort of stupid, private thing going. 895 01:08:42,376 --> 01:08:46,255 l used to ask him why he didn't talk like he wrote. 896 01:08:46,425 --> 01:08:48,594 He wasn't a bit hard-boiled, 897 01:08:48,754 --> 01:08:52,134 and he hated any sort of violence. But I kept it going. 898 01:08:52,304 --> 01:08:54,014 Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me 899 01:08:54,184 --> 01:08:56,932 until he told me the plot of his next novel. 900 01:08:57,102 --> 01:09:00,392 Which was, of course, The Big Sleep. 901 01:09:01,272 --> 01:09:04,062 Sometimes it nearly drove him crazy. 902 01:09:04,442 --> 01:09:07,572 lsn't it funny the things you do when you're in love? 903 01:09:07,822 --> 01:09:12,992 We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. lt was love. 904 01:09:13,162 --> 01:09:15,410 Why didn't you marry him? 905 01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,410 l don't know. 906 01:09:18,540 --> 01:09:20,880 Maybe we took the joke too far. 907 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,289 Maybe the fun went out of it. 908 01:09:24,839 --> 01:09:27,969 l thought Walter was going to become Perry Mason. 909 01:09:28,679 --> 01:09:31,009 So it was Farewell, My Lovely. 910 01:09:31,179 --> 01:09:33,349 Did you ever see that? 911 01:09:34,639 --> 01:09:38,359 Anyway, I think if l look in the phone book 912 01:09:38,519 --> 01:09:42,067 and this guy is still in New York, then he's our man. 913 01:09:42,317 --> 01:09:44,446 - Are you out of your mind? - No. 914 01:09:44,606 --> 01:09:48,575 l can't just call him up and say, 'Hi, I used to be Joanna lngles. 915 01:09:48,735 --> 01:09:52,285 'You deflowered me 1 2 years ago. Would you check my water?' 916 01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:57,035 Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two. 917 01:09:57,205 --> 01:10:00,835 - Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly. 918 01:10:01,005 --> 01:10:04,255 - Long time. - Twelve years. 919 01:10:06,465 --> 01:10:08,595 You married a dentist, wasn't that it? 920 01:10:08,765 --> 01:10:10,473 Lawyer. 921 01:10:11,013 --> 01:10:12,683 You happy? 922 01:10:12,853 --> 01:10:16,273 - Yes, very. - Good, good. 923 01:10:16,433 --> 01:10:20,402 - Are you married? - Going on nine years. 924 01:10:20,812 --> 01:10:23,112 And, yes, very. 925 01:10:24,192 --> 01:10:25,572 Here's the report you ordered, Mr Chandler. 926 01:10:25,742 --> 01:10:27,400 Thank you, Elizabeth. 927 01:10:28,990 --> 01:10:33,620 Well, I can say right off the bat that... 928 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:38,129 ...you've got water in your water. 929 01:10:40,759 --> 01:10:42,169 Now, what can I tell you girls? 930 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:44,679 l mean, I wouldn't want to drink too much of it, 931 01:10:45,339 --> 01:10:47,679 - but it's water. - Can't you be more specific? 932 01:10:48,219 --> 01:10:50,979 Yes, but in order to do that, 933 01:10:51,139 --> 01:10:54,727 l'd specifically have to know what it is l'm trying to find. 934 01:10:56,267 --> 01:10:59,647 l mean, there's nothing here. Look at that. 935 01:11:03,617 --> 01:11:07,696 Well, can you go any further in confirming my suspicions? 936 01:11:09,326 --> 01:11:11,874 l'm sorry, about what? 937 01:11:12,034 --> 01:11:14,914 The women in Stepford love housework, 938 01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:18,964 and I thought there might be something in the water. 939 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:23,214 - Where did you find her? - lt's not funny. 940 01:11:23,384 --> 01:11:24,883 No, it isn't. 941 01:11:25,053 --> 01:11:27,893 All right. You're right. Look, that was rude of me. 942 01:11:28,053 --> 01:11:29,513 - Mrs... - Markowe. 943 01:11:29,683 --> 01:11:31,062 Markowe. 944 01:11:31,222 --> 01:11:35,312 l can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller. 945 01:11:35,482 --> 01:11:39,362 lf there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks, 946 01:11:39,522 --> 01:11:43,151 win the Nobel Prize and retire. 947 01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:48,621 l guess we're going. I'll see you outside. 948 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:58,377 - l'm sorry. Tell her that. - Yes. 949 01:12:05,387 --> 01:12:07,057 Hey, 950 01:12:07,217 --> 01:12:09,767 we blew it, didn't we? 951 01:12:10,557 --> 01:12:12,727 l don't know, Raymond. 952 01:12:13,607 --> 01:12:15,987 lt's hard to be smart. 953 01:12:16,777 --> 01:12:18,157 Yeah. 954 01:12:18,317 --> 01:12:20,117 Bye-bye. 955 01:12:25,207 --> 01:12:27,705 l don't care what anybody says. 956 01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:32,004 l'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers. 957 01:12:32,164 --> 01:12:35,294 l'm getting the hell out of Stepford. 958 01:12:35,464 --> 01:12:38,174 I'll ask Dave tonight, and we'll move. 959 01:12:38,344 --> 01:12:40,884 Hey, hey, hey, you too. 960 01:12:41,054 --> 01:12:44,012 You can't break up a team like us. We're the best thing to happen 961 01:12:44,182 --> 01:12:46,392 since Laurel and Hardy. Will you think about it? 962 01:12:46,552 --> 01:12:47,932 'Zoom. 963 01:12:48,772 --> 01:12:50,772 'Zoot suit. 964 01:12:50,932 --> 01:12:52,941 'Zulu.' 965 01:12:55,151 --> 01:12:57,401 And that's that. 966 01:13:25,428 --> 01:13:27,648 l'm finally finished. 967 01:13:28,896 --> 01:13:30,816 When was that? 968 01:13:36,905 --> 01:13:39,445 Walter, would you move? 969 01:13:42,405 --> 01:13:44,365 No, no. 970 01:13:45,575 --> 01:13:49,374 - What? What did I say? - I meant move, leave Stepford. 971 01:13:51,674 --> 01:13:54,254 We just got to Stepford. 972 01:13:55,384 --> 01:13:58,133 Hey, are you that unhappy? 973 01:13:58,763 --> 01:14:01,553 ls it everything you expected? 974 01:14:02,183 --> 01:14:03,933 Well... 975 01:14:04,393 --> 01:14:06,273 No. No, it's not, but... 976 01:14:06,433 --> 01:14:08,192 ...l just didn't want to be the first one to admit it. 977 01:14:08,352 --> 01:14:11,192 You know, l'm the one that wanted to come here in the first place. 978 01:14:11,362 --> 01:14:13,690 You think the men are dull. 979 01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:16,569 Well, I think the women are too. 980 01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:19,659 You're right. I agree with you. That's why I want to move. 981 01:14:19,819 --> 01:14:22,159 Yeah, but the area sure is nice, though, you know. 982 01:14:22,329 --> 01:14:24,369 lt's perfect for the kids. 983 01:14:24,539 --> 01:14:28,289 Maybe Norwood or Eastbridge. 984 01:14:28,959 --> 01:14:30,379 OK, let's move. 985 01:14:31,879 --> 01:14:34,009 You mean it? That's all there is to it? 986 01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:36,469 l just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something? 987 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:38,719 Well, I don't want to move tonight, Joanna. 988 01:14:38,889 --> 01:14:43,806 What is it, June already? And I got all this work piled up here. Jesus, l... 989 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:46,016 OK, I'll tell you what. 990 01:14:46,186 --> 01:14:48,146 Why don't you look around, and we'll figure on moving in August. 991 01:14:48,316 --> 01:14:51,816 That way, the kids can get settled in before school starts. 992 01:14:53,696 --> 01:14:56,036 Hey, these papers are all in sequence, you know. 993 01:14:56,196 --> 01:14:58,286 l mean, you're crushing Mr Ziegler's will. 994 01:14:58,456 --> 01:14:59,954 I'll make you a beneficiary. 995 01:15:00,114 --> 01:15:02,084 l guess Mr Ziegler can wait a little while. 996 01:15:02,244 --> 01:15:04,334 - You mean it? We can move? - Yeah. 997 01:15:04,704 --> 01:15:06,754 Oh, Walter. 998 01:15:07,714 --> 01:15:10,543 Oh, Walter, you're really sweet. 999 01:15:22,932 --> 01:15:26,732 Girls, I think after four houses, l'm getting to know your taste. 1000 01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:28,862 This may be it. 1001 01:15:29,151 --> 01:15:35,201 He's an ITT VP transferred to Panama, probably to start a revolution. 1002 01:15:40,790 --> 01:15:45,377 There will be at least eight lonely ladies in Eastbridge Centre for a while. 1003 01:15:45,537 --> 01:15:48,047 l don't know how he got away with it so close to home. 1004 01:15:48,207 --> 01:15:50,217 - Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here. 1005 01:15:50,377 --> 01:15:54,757 They gave me the key, but you never know what you'll walk into. 1006 01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:58,767 Thanks. Oh, Mrs Kirgassa, l love you. 1007 01:15:58,937 --> 01:16:02,267 Oh, she's fat and lovely. She's got a big mouth, and I love her. 1008 01:16:02,437 --> 01:16:04,816 What a treat. When I told Dave we were house hunting, 1009 01:16:04,986 --> 01:16:06,696 he nearly jumped out of his skin. 1010 01:16:06,856 --> 01:16:09,196 He threatened to cancel The Plaza. 1011 01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:12,196 - What is The Plaza? - Oh, I forgot. 1012 01:16:12,366 --> 01:16:14,955 l'm supposed to ask you if you will take our kids and the dog 1013 01:16:15,115 --> 01:16:19,454 so Dave and I can have a weekend, our annual weekend, at The Plaza. 1014 01:16:19,624 --> 01:16:22,624 lt's to commemorate the time he took a young virgin to the theatre 1015 01:16:22,794 --> 01:16:25,424 and faked her up to his room. 1016 01:16:25,584 --> 01:16:27,384 Hell, I had to lose it sometime. 1017 01:16:27,544 --> 01:16:31,051 - The coast is clear. Come on, girls. - Right. 1018 01:16:31,211 --> 01:16:33,801 - Anyway, will you do it for me? - Do what? 1019 01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:36,471 Take care of the kids and the dog for the weekend. 1020 01:16:36,641 --> 01:16:40,311 Oh, I know it's just a horrible thing to even think about, isn't it? Forget it. 1021 01:16:40,481 --> 01:16:43,981 - No. Yes, it is, but OK. - You will? 1022 01:16:44,151 --> 01:16:46,271 The girls at least will love having the dog. 1023 01:16:46,441 --> 01:16:48,991 Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me 1024 01:16:49,151 --> 01:16:51,620 - to get another one. - Yes. 1025 01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:55,200 - I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean? 1026 01:16:55,370 --> 01:16:57,959 Well, you know, Walter hates noise. 1027 01:16:58,119 --> 01:16:59,499 - I want one! - Me! 1028 01:16:59,669 --> 01:17:03,708 The dog's under the table, for crying... Hey, there's a dog under the table. 1029 01:17:03,878 --> 01:17:06,418 Honey, can I have some more coffee, please? 1030 01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:09,048 Dolly is... Dolly's under the table here. 1031 01:17:09,218 --> 01:17:11,218 l wish you would... 1032 01:17:11,388 --> 01:17:13,598 Can I have some more coffee, please? 1033 01:17:14,178 --> 01:17:17,396 How many pancakes are you gonna give...? Yeah, thank you. 1034 01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:08,489 - Joanna. - Yeah? 1035 01:18:08,659 --> 01:18:12,659 Look, I played Monopoly with them. l didn't pass go, I didn't collect. 1036 01:18:12,829 --> 01:18:15,669 l played backgammon. I played Scrabble with the goddamn kids. 1037 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:17,709 They're in the kitchen now. What do you want me to do? 1038 01:18:17,879 --> 01:18:22,378 Walter, you've had seven years of college. Use your brain. 1039 01:18:22,548 --> 01:18:24,178 l'm sorry, but l'm onto something, 1040 01:18:24,338 --> 01:18:27,597 and I think maybe it's the best I've ever done. And I wanna stick with it. 1041 01:18:27,757 --> 01:18:29,967 But how do I amuse them? 1042 01:18:30,137 --> 01:18:33,436 l amuse them seven days a week. 1043 01:18:34,436 --> 01:18:37,436 They know all the Sesame Street songs. 1044 01:18:37,976 --> 01:18:41,106 - Have a sing-along. - A sing-along. 1045 01:18:41,566 --> 01:18:43,026 Jesus. 1046 01:18:44,326 --> 01:18:47,613 Mr Atkinson, I've been at these since Saturday, just about nonstop, 1047 01:18:47,783 --> 01:18:50,993 because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see 1048 01:18:51,163 --> 01:18:53,413 because I think they're an improvement, 1049 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:55,953 and you've got to think so too. 1050 01:18:56,123 --> 01:18:59,582 l'm doing all the talking, I know, but these are my little girls 1051 01:18:59,752 --> 01:19:02,802 and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys. 1052 01:19:02,962 --> 01:19:05,632 And you've just got to tell me, 1053 01:19:05,802 --> 01:19:08,182 am I crazy? 1054 01:19:08,682 --> 01:19:10,722 Aren't they good? 1055 01:19:11,182 --> 01:19:14,021 Please say something. l don't care. 1056 01:19:14,441 --> 01:19:16,401 No, I do care. 1057 01:19:16,561 --> 01:19:18,900 Don't say anything bad. 1058 01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:22,530 These are really quite good. 1059 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:26,030 You're not saying that because you're frightened I might be a crazy lady? 1060 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:32,417 Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice. 1061 01:19:32,577 --> 01:19:34,127 Wait a minute. 1062 01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:37,917 You said 'good'. 'Really quite good', you said. 1063 01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:39,756 Good is better than nice. 1064 01:19:39,926 --> 01:19:41,296 You're not changing your mind, are you? 1065 01:19:41,466 --> 01:19:43,596 No. The results are lovely. 1066 01:19:43,756 --> 01:19:47,636 Don't get upset again. Lovely is better than good. 1067 01:19:47,806 --> 01:19:50,856 But what fascinates me is, 1068 01:19:51,016 --> 01:19:52,936 what is it you want from it all? 1069 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:55,026 Do you know? 1070 01:19:55,856 --> 01:19:57,776 l want... 1071 01:19:58,106 --> 01:20:00,116 ...somewhere... 1072 01:20:00,276 --> 01:20:02,906 ...someday, someone to look at something and say, 1073 01:20:03,076 --> 01:20:05,574 'Hey, that reminds of an lngles.' 1074 01:20:05,744 --> 01:20:08,243 lngles was my maiden name. 1075 01:20:09,493 --> 01:20:11,413 l guess I want to be remembered. 1076 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,503 Yeah, don't we all? 1077 01:20:13,623 --> 01:20:14,503 Bobby? 1078 01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:18,001 - lt's me. - Kitchen. 1079 01:20:19,131 --> 01:20:22,721 I've just come from Atkinson's in New York, and he loves my stuff. 1080 01:20:22,881 --> 01:20:26,511 Well, not loves, maybe, but he's genuinely interested in my work. 1081 01:20:26,681 --> 01:20:28,521 The gallery for photographers. 1082 01:20:29,181 --> 01:20:31,061 That's wonderful, Joanna. 1083 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:35,320 lf you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, 1084 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,189 l'm sticking my head right in the oven. 1085 01:20:37,359 --> 01:20:40,449 Dave bought it for me for the weekend. He spent a ton on me. 1086 01:20:40,609 --> 01:20:42,739 How about the shape? 1087 01:20:43,489 --> 01:20:45,409 Padded uplift bra. 1088 01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:48,329 lt's true what they say in the ads. 1089 01:20:48,499 --> 01:20:51,458 Oh, Joanna, Dave turned me loose in Bergdorf's, 1090 01:20:51,668 --> 01:20:53,798 - and I went mad. - Bobby. 1091 01:20:54,008 --> 01:20:57,008 At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby. 1092 01:20:57,428 --> 01:21:00,258 You know how long it's been since that happened? 1093 01:21:00,758 --> 01:21:02,345 Of course, I did look terrific. 1094 01:21:02,515 --> 01:21:06,015 Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup? 1095 01:21:06,185 --> 01:21:08,815 You never even used to clean your kitchen, much less wear makeup. 1096 01:21:11,144 --> 01:21:14,234 Admit it, Joanna, I was a joke. 1097 01:21:14,404 --> 01:21:18,194 Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to? 1098 01:21:18,364 --> 01:21:21,784 - A slob. - Bobby, it's gotten to you now. 1099 01:21:22,034 --> 01:21:23,414 Nothing's got me. 1100 01:21:23,574 --> 01:21:28,124 l just want to look like a woman and keep my house looking decent too. 1101 01:21:28,294 --> 01:21:31,423 - You're just like Charmaine. - Will you stop? 1102 01:21:31,883 --> 01:21:33,793 And you're not going to leave Stepford either, are you? 1103 01:21:33,963 --> 01:21:38,592 Leave Stepford? Good schools, low taxes, clean air? 1104 01:21:39,092 --> 01:21:41,342 No. You're right. 1105 01:21:41,512 --> 01:21:45,561 - Shall I make us a nice pot of coffee? - No, no. I've really got to go now. 1106 01:21:46,311 --> 01:21:49,479 Stop by any time. I'll be here. 1107 01:22:22,895 --> 01:22:25,015 - Oh, my God, look out! - Watch out! 1108 01:22:41,953 --> 01:22:45,963 OK, so you're upset. So you pass a school bus, and you dent the wagon. 1109 01:22:46,123 --> 01:22:47,502 Bobby Markowe buys a new bra, 1110 01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:50,131 and I gotta pay for a new mailbox for the Van Sants. 1111 01:22:50,291 --> 01:22:53,261 So what? So, what are you talking about, Joanna? 1112 01:22:53,421 --> 01:22:56,131 Why can't you understand? Her kitchen was sparkling. 1113 01:22:56,301 --> 01:22:57,891 Yeah, so you said. 1114 01:22:58,051 --> 01:22:59,851 Look, I hate to Come on like the heavy, 1115 01:23:00,011 --> 01:23:01,681 but what's that got to do with you going crazy? 1116 01:23:01,851 --> 01:23:03,851 lt wasn't just that. lt wasn't just anything. 1117 01:23:04,021 --> 01:23:06,770 She's changed! And stop telling me l'm crazy. 1118 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:09,610 Are you two fighting? 1119 01:23:10,070 --> 01:23:12,660 - No. - We don't like it when you fight. 1120 01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:16,410 Look, we're not fighting. We're just talking. Now, Come on, you guys. 1121 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,787 Go on outside, all right? 1122 01:23:20,826 --> 01:23:23,836 Oh, boy. This is really terrific. 1123 01:23:25,246 --> 01:23:27,586 This is really terrific for them, you know. 1124 01:23:27,756 --> 01:23:31,386 Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other. 1125 01:23:31,546 --> 01:23:34,346 - I didn't want them to go through this. - Well, neither do l. 1126 01:23:34,506 --> 01:23:38,096 l'm sorry. I said l'm sorry about the car, but I was panicked and upset. 1127 01:23:38,266 --> 01:23:41,266 Oh, look. That's no big deal. lt's the rest of it that bothers me. 1128 01:23:41,436 --> 01:23:43,936 Just try to look at it from my point of view, Joanna. 1129 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,485 Walter, I just want to say one thing to you. 1130 01:23:46,645 --> 01:23:48,695 Bobby really has changed. Believe me. 1131 01:23:48,865 --> 01:23:51,534 Everything in her house looked like a TV commercial. 1132 01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:54,903 Well, good. Good. She had to clean it sooner or later. 1133 01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:58,453 lt looked like a goddamn pigsty. 1134 01:24:01,713 --> 01:24:04,461 l mean, when are things gonna start sparkling around here? 1135 01:24:04,621 --> 01:24:06,041 That's what l'd like to know. 1136 01:24:06,211 --> 01:24:10,261 l mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins. 1137 01:24:10,511 --> 01:24:12,380 Jeez, I work 80 hours a week. 1138 01:24:12,550 --> 01:24:16,310 l live in a great house, and my kids look like they belong on welfare. 1139 01:24:20,730 --> 01:24:23,809 Look, if you paid a little more attention to your family and a little less 1140 01:24:23,979 --> 01:24:26,939 - to your goddamn picture-taking... - l'm getting the hell out of Stepford. 1141 01:24:27,109 --> 01:24:30,569 l'm getting us a house now, and if it's hard on you, tough. 1142 01:24:30,739 --> 01:24:32,119 And if it's hard on the kids, 1143 01:24:32,279 --> 01:24:35,499 I'll ease up on my goddamn picture- taking and stay around the house, 1144 01:24:35,659 --> 01:24:37,209 and believe me, they'll survive. 1145 01:24:37,369 --> 01:24:39,957 That's what l'm talking about, Walter, is surviving. 1146 01:24:43,047 --> 01:24:44,417 OK. All right. 1147 01:24:44,587 --> 01:24:47,547 l mean, I'll take a loss on this great house if I have to. 1148 01:24:47,717 --> 01:24:50,005 But there's one condition, or we don't go anywhere. 1149 01:24:50,175 --> 01:24:53,175 You see somebody. You get some help. You see a psychiatrist. 1150 01:24:53,515 --> 01:24:55,725 l'm fine. l don't need to see anybody. 1151 01:24:55,895 --> 01:24:58,644 Yeah, well, you say you're fine, but me, l'd like another opinion 1152 01:24:58,814 --> 01:25:01,064 because l'm not too anxious to move to Eastbridge 1153 01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:03,774 and after four months there, be told by my sweet wife we got to move again 1154 01:25:03,944 --> 01:25:08,153 because she doesn't like the way her neighbours keep their houses clean. 1155 01:25:08,403 --> 01:25:13,243 Look, l'm not asking anything unreasonable, and I don't like asking it. 1156 01:25:13,823 --> 01:25:16,833 But you want me to disrupt our lives for the second time 1157 01:25:16,993 --> 01:25:19,963 in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten. 1158 01:25:20,463 --> 01:25:22,343 Now, that's the unreasonable part. 1159 01:25:22,503 --> 01:25:23,962 You've got to see that. 1160 01:25:31,931 --> 01:25:36,638 You and me, we don't have to fight about this. 1161 01:25:37,058 --> 01:25:39,148 We're going to move. 1162 01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:42,068 lt's only a few more weeks. 1163 01:25:48,738 --> 01:25:50,988 lt doesn't have to be anything dramatic. 1164 01:25:51,158 --> 01:25:54,418 There's a couple of topnotch guys right here in town. 1165 01:25:54,578 --> 01:25:57,748 Just talk to one of them. They'd see you. 1166 01:25:58,458 --> 01:26:01,047 But I wouldn't see them. 1167 01:26:01,876 --> 01:26:05,426 lf I see anybody, I'll find my own. 1168 01:26:09,136 --> 01:26:12,725 l'm here at my husband's insistence. 1169 01:26:13,805 --> 01:26:18,065 We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago. 1170 01:26:18,235 --> 01:26:20,983 Before that, we lived in Manhattan. 1171 01:26:21,773 --> 01:26:24,193 And now I want to move out. 1172 01:26:25,533 --> 01:26:29,282 You see, I have nothing against the general area, 1173 01:26:29,452 --> 01:26:33,701 but the women in Stepford just seem to be on a different wavelength. 1174 01:26:33,871 --> 01:26:36,081 Well, that all seems very straightforward. 1175 01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:40,421 And your husband wants you to see me because...? 1176 01:26:41,711 --> 01:26:45,681 He feels l'm being irrational. 1177 01:26:46,511 --> 01:26:49,721 He says there's no certainty l'd like Eastbridge 1178 01:26:49,891 --> 01:26:51,681 or someplace like that any better. 1179 01:26:52,521 --> 01:26:57,319 And he doesn't want to spend his life moving from one house to another. 1180 01:26:58,229 --> 01:27:00,399 Yes, understandable, 1181 01:27:00,859 --> 01:27:05,619 but Stepford, I know, has a reputation for being unsocial. 1182 01:27:05,777 --> 01:27:08,826 So I also understand why you might be unhappy there. 1183 01:27:09,116 --> 01:27:11,496 l'd be unhappy there. 1184 01:27:11,706 --> 01:27:14,416 Any move is traumatic, and a city-to-suburbs move 1185 01:27:14,586 --> 01:27:17,256 for a woman with interests other than purely family 1186 01:27:17,416 --> 01:27:20,636 can seem like a jaunt to Siberia. 1187 01:27:21,755 --> 01:27:24,385 What would you think of if I said Westport, Connecticut? 1188 01:27:28,095 --> 01:27:30,225 Writers, artists. 1189 01:27:30,395 --> 01:27:32,015 Now you have no reason to know this, 1190 01:27:32,185 --> 01:27:35,645 but Truro, Massachusetts, is this sort of elephant's graveyard 1191 01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,605 for psychoanalysts. 1192 01:27:37,775 --> 01:27:40,903 Perhaps Stepford is heaven for the house-and-garden type. 1193 01:27:41,073 --> 01:27:43,613 One person tells another. 1194 01:27:44,953 --> 01:27:48,413 Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive. 1195 01:27:48,582 --> 01:27:51,660 l mean, Westport didn't always have writers. 1196 01:27:52,210 --> 01:27:54,830 They didn't breed from an original pair. 1197 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,540 l understand. 1198 01:27:56,710 --> 01:28:00,260 Well, l'm not surprised. You're obviously a very bright woman. 1199 01:28:21,868 --> 01:28:26,368 What does surprise me is that you have come all this way to talk to me, 1200 01:28:28,667 --> 01:28:31,127 and then you don't talk to me. 1201 01:28:59,573 --> 01:29:03,203 l think the men are behind it. 1202 01:29:04,283 --> 01:29:06,333 What men? 1203 01:29:06,623 --> 01:29:08,463 All of them. 1204 01:29:10,002 --> 01:29:12,841 All of them in the Association. 1205 01:29:17,630 --> 01:29:21,140 My husband, everyone. 1206 01:29:22,638 --> 01:29:25,138 The women don't... 1207 01:29:25,308 --> 01:29:28,148 Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework. 1208 01:29:28,308 --> 01:29:31,938 They change once they get there. l think the men make them change. 1209 01:29:32,988 --> 01:29:34,488 How would they do that? 1210 01:29:34,778 --> 01:29:37,367 l don't know. They... 1211 01:29:37,617 --> 01:29:39,157 They... 1212 01:29:42,037 --> 01:29:44,077 Oh, Jesus. 1213 01:29:44,537 --> 01:29:49,296 lt's so awful. lf l'm wrong, l'm insane. 1214 01:29:49,706 --> 01:29:53,926 And if l'm right, it's worse than if l'm wrong. 1215 01:29:55,716 --> 01:29:57,846 l don't know what they do exactly. 1216 01:29:58,016 --> 01:30:02,265 They draw our pictures, and they tape our voices. 1217 01:30:02,435 --> 01:30:05,514 And the women all look neat and pretty. 1218 01:30:05,684 --> 01:30:07,642 There's a man. He's a druggist. 1219 01:30:07,812 --> 01:30:10,102 He runs the pharmacy. 1220 01:30:10,602 --> 01:30:12,362 And he's nothing. 1221 01:30:12,522 --> 01:30:16,742 He's nothing, but his wife is just breathtaking. 1222 01:30:17,362 --> 01:30:20,492 And once, by mistake, I happened to hear them making love, 1223 01:30:20,662 --> 01:30:25,541 and she was carrying on incredibly, like he was some kind of God's gift. 1224 01:30:25,711 --> 01:30:29,001 And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court. 1225 01:30:29,171 --> 01:30:31,840 And Bobby, my best friend, changed in four months, 1226 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,720 and that's what convinced me. 1227 01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:37,390 That's how long I've been in Stepford. Four months. 1228 01:30:38,430 --> 01:30:39,930 And I don't know what's going on. 1229 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:44,059 l just know something is wrong, and my time is coming. 1230 01:30:46,309 --> 01:30:48,939 You're terribly frightened, aren't you? 1231 01:30:49,989 --> 01:30:52,069 Can you sleep? 1232 01:30:52,409 --> 01:30:54,366 Well, that's easy. We can take care of that. 1233 01:30:54,526 --> 01:30:56,786 We'll see a lot of each other, and you can talk some more. 1234 01:30:56,946 --> 01:30:59,955 See, it's unfortunate, but I have to go away for a couple of days. 1235 01:31:00,115 --> 01:31:02,785 lt's something I can't put off at this short notice, 1236 01:31:03,205 --> 01:31:06,335 - but when l'm back, we'll talk. - No. 1237 01:31:06,505 --> 01:31:08,375 No, you don't want to talk, or what? 1238 01:31:08,545 --> 01:31:11,545 l won't be here when you get back. Don't you see? 1239 01:31:11,715 --> 01:31:13,515 lt's going to happen before then. 1240 01:31:13,675 --> 01:31:16,345 Don't ask me to explain it. l just know. 1241 01:31:16,515 --> 01:31:21,145 There will be somebody with my name, and she'll cook and clean like crazy, 1242 01:31:21,315 --> 01:31:25,525 but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me. 1243 01:31:25,695 --> 01:31:27,403 She'll... 1244 01:31:29,862 --> 01:31:34,282 She'll... She'll be like one of those robots in Disneyland. 1245 01:31:44,630 --> 01:31:46,500 All right, now listen. 1246 01:31:46,670 --> 01:31:48,920 I'll give you a prescription, which you'll have filled. 1247 01:31:49,090 --> 01:31:52,220 Then you gather up your children, and you get the hell away. 1248 01:31:52,390 --> 01:31:54,049 Don't tell your husband. Don't tell anyone. 1249 01:31:54,219 --> 01:31:56,269 Just go wherever you feel safe. 1250 01:31:56,429 --> 01:31:59,348 - Now, do you have family? - They're dead. 1251 01:31:59,518 --> 01:32:02,228 Well, just drive and stop someplace, 1252 01:32:02,398 --> 01:32:04,318 and in a few days, 1253 01:32:04,478 --> 01:32:05,898 I'll be back on the 1 0th, 1254 01:32:06,068 --> 01:32:09,818 you ring me, I'll come to you, and we'll sort this thing out. 1255 01:32:12,198 --> 01:32:14,368 Now, how does that sound? 1256 01:33:06,130 --> 01:33:08,180 They're not here. 1257 01:33:10,548 --> 01:33:13,218 - Where are they? - I told you, they're not here. 1258 01:33:16,147 --> 01:33:18,057 They're with friends. They're fine. 1259 01:33:18,227 --> 01:33:19,977 Amy? 1260 01:33:20,147 --> 01:33:22,067 Kim? 1261 01:33:24,027 --> 01:33:26,117 Which friends? 1262 01:33:27,987 --> 01:33:29,947 They're fine. 1263 01:33:31,117 --> 01:33:33,287 How was your visit? Did she fix you up? 1264 01:33:33,577 --> 01:33:35,706 Walter, l'm taking the children away. 1265 01:33:35,876 --> 01:33:37,456 Where are they? Are they at Bobby's? 1266 01:33:37,626 --> 01:33:39,716 Look. Just... They're fine. I told you. 1267 01:33:39,876 --> 01:33:41,795 Look, we don't want you to get upset again. 1268 01:33:41,965 --> 01:33:44,085 Now just go on upstairs and lie down. 1269 01:33:44,255 --> 01:33:47,304 Don't talk to me like that. I don't want to lie down. I want my children. 1270 01:33:47,464 --> 01:33:50,224 Joanna, go upstairs and lie down now! 1271 01:33:50,384 --> 01:33:53,394 Don't tell me what to do, you bastard! 1272 01:34:01,232 --> 01:34:03,692 - Joanna. - Walter! 1273 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:13,410 Joanna, open this goddamn door! 1274 01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:26,300 All right, you just stay in there, then. 1275 01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:29,220 You just stay in there. 1276 01:34:58,675 --> 01:35:03,054 Cornell call you? Yeah, yeah. 1277 01:35:03,464 --> 01:35:08,394 l had some trouble. I don't know, but I think l handled it. 1278 01:35:11,934 --> 01:35:15,983 Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. 1279 01:35:19,692 --> 01:35:22,862 l do not know, but I think it's all right. 1280 01:35:23,032 --> 01:35:26,450 She's upset. She's really upset. 1281 01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:31,039 She ran upstairs. 1282 01:35:40,469 --> 01:35:42,089 Yeah. 1283 01:35:42,679 --> 01:35:45,808 Well, she's in the room. 1284 01:35:46,558 --> 01:35:47,928 Yeah. 1285 01:35:48,098 --> 01:35:51,648 Yeah. I think it's... l think it's all right. 1286 01:35:56,068 --> 01:35:58,407 Oh, Dis? 1287 01:35:58,947 --> 01:36:00,777 Well, what should I do? 1288 01:36:00,947 --> 01:36:02,447 Oh, I'll just... 1289 01:36:43,412 --> 01:36:46,292 Why, look at you, for heaven's sakes. 1290 01:36:46,452 --> 01:36:48,162 Bobby. Bobby, listen. 1291 01:36:48,332 --> 01:36:50,670 You need a fresh-perked cup of coffee. 1292 01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:53,299 l don't want any coffee. l just want my children. 1293 01:36:53,459 --> 01:36:54,969 Well, they're not here. 1294 01:36:55,129 --> 01:36:57,837 Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends 1295 01:36:58,007 --> 01:37:01,347 so I could give myself a chance to do some real cleaning. 1296 01:37:01,507 --> 01:37:03,307 Who ever told you Kim and Amy were here? 1297 01:37:03,467 --> 01:37:06,807 No one. No one, but the night they changed you, I kept your kids. 1298 01:37:06,977 --> 01:37:08,567 lt just seemed logical to me. 1299 01:37:08,727 --> 01:37:10,897 Changed me? What's that mean? 1300 01:37:11,067 --> 01:37:14,197 l don't know. I really don't. 1301 01:37:14,487 --> 01:37:18,197 Bobby, stop it! Look at me. Say l'm right. 1302 01:37:18,367 --> 01:37:21,116 You are different. Your figure's different, your face, 1303 01:37:21,286 --> 01:37:23,995 what you talk about, all of this is different. 1304 01:37:24,165 --> 01:37:28,295 Yes. Yes. This, it's wonderful. 1305 01:37:28,465 --> 01:37:31,085 Why don't you change your mind and have a cup. 1306 01:37:31,255 --> 01:37:32,715 What does 'archaic' mean? 1307 01:37:33,255 --> 01:37:34,845 - Archaic? - Yes. 1308 01:37:35,005 --> 01:37:37,304 - I don't know. - Think. You used to know. 1309 01:37:37,464 --> 01:37:39,764 When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing, 1310 01:37:39,934 --> 01:37:44,352 - she didn't know, but you did. - Did l? Well, I forgot. 1311 01:37:44,512 --> 01:37:46,481 How do you want it? 1312 01:37:48,351 --> 01:37:53,441 - lt wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild. 1313 01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:57,780 - Do you take cream? - Look, I bleed. 1314 01:37:57,950 --> 01:38:02,700 - Oh, that's right. You take it black. - When I cut myself, l bleed. 1315 01:38:04,290 --> 01:38:07,210 - Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand. 1316 01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:11,260 No, you look. 1317 01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:14,549 Joanna. 1318 01:38:26,818 --> 01:38:30,025 How could you do a thing like that? 1319 01:38:42,584 --> 01:38:45,624 How could you do a thing like that? 1320 01:38:50,674 --> 01:38:53,974 How could you do a thing like that? 1321 01:38:56,384 --> 01:38:59,684 When I was just going to give you coffee. 1322 01:38:59,894 --> 01:39:02,813 When I was just going to give you coffee. 1323 01:39:03,813 --> 01:39:06,693 When I was just going to give you coffee. 1324 01:39:07,731 --> 01:39:09,941 l thought we were friends. 1325 01:39:10,111 --> 01:39:12,151 l thought we were friends. 1326 01:39:12,321 --> 01:39:14,819 l was just going to give you coffee. 1327 01:39:14,989 --> 01:39:17,449 l was just going to give you coffee. 1328 01:39:17,619 --> 01:39:19,459 l thought we were friends. 1329 01:39:19,619 --> 01:39:21,329 l thought we were friends. 1330 01:39:21,499 --> 01:39:23,209 l thought we were friends. 1331 01:39:23,379 --> 01:39:25,209 How could you do a thing like that? 1332 01:39:26,089 --> 01:39:27,919 l thought we were friends. 1333 01:39:29,299 --> 01:39:31,969 She must have sneaked out when I was on the telephone. 1334 01:39:32,139 --> 01:39:34,428 Listen, Walter. lt's gonna be OK. 1335 01:39:34,597 --> 01:39:38,347 The phones are jammed, the alarm is out, and the roads are blocked off. 1336 01:39:38,517 --> 01:39:42,227 Everybody's out looking for her, so don't panic. 1337 01:39:46,897 --> 01:39:48,867 I'll be back, all right? 1338 01:41:30,801 --> 01:41:32,641 l want my children! 1339 01:41:34,771 --> 01:41:36,691 Where are they? 1340 01:41:36,851 --> 01:41:40,311 Where are they? Where are my children? I want them. 1341 01:41:43,610 --> 01:41:45,200 Association. 1342 01:43:47,623 --> 01:43:49,623 Mommy? 1343 01:43:54,672 --> 01:43:56,592 Mommy? 1344 01:44:36,086 --> 01:44:38,256 Mommy? 1345 01:44:47,356 --> 01:44:48,896 Mommy? 1346 01:44:57,735 --> 01:44:59,365 Mommy? 1347 01:45:00,784 --> 01:45:03,074 Mommy? 1348 01:45:03,244 --> 01:45:04,834 Mommy? 1349 01:45:06,954 --> 01:45:08,664 Mommy? 1350 01:45:10,374 --> 01:45:12,174 Mommy? 1351 01:45:12,884 --> 01:45:14,553 Hello, Joanna. 1352 01:45:14,713 --> 01:45:16,172 Mom...? 1353 01:45:18,181 --> 01:45:20,261 Quite a lot of worry you caused everybody. 1354 01:45:21,181 --> 01:45:23,521 Poor Walter is very concerned. 1355 01:45:26,981 --> 01:45:28,560 Where are my children? 1356 01:45:28,730 --> 01:45:31,859 The first time I met you, l knew you were a good mother. 1357 01:45:32,029 --> 01:45:33,399 Well, they're quite safe. 1358 01:45:33,569 --> 01:45:35,909 Having a lovely evening with Charmaine. 1359 01:45:36,109 --> 01:45:37,989 She was thrilled to have them. 1360 01:45:43,829 --> 01:45:45,749 What have you got there? 1361 01:45:46,459 --> 01:45:49,379 Oh, no. No. No, you're not gonna need that. 1362 01:45:49,549 --> 01:45:52,379 lt's nothing like that at all. You've got quite the wrong idea. 1363 01:45:52,549 --> 01:45:54,848 You've had the wrong idea all the time. 1364 01:45:55,008 --> 01:45:56,678 lt's nothing like you imagine. 1365 01:45:56,848 --> 01:45:59,727 Just another stage. 1366 01:45:59,887 --> 01:46:02,724 Think about it like that, and there's nothing to it. 1367 01:46:04,554 --> 01:46:06,104 Why? 1368 01:46:06,274 --> 01:46:07,774 Why? 1369 01:46:10,064 --> 01:46:12,064 Because we can. 1370 01:46:14,494 --> 01:46:16,864 We found a way of doing it, and it's just perfect. 1371 01:46:17,034 --> 01:46:19,704 lt's perfect for us and perfect for you. 1372 01:46:23,373 --> 01:46:25,083 You're a very good subject. 1373 01:46:25,253 --> 01:46:27,383 Perhaps the best we've had. 1374 01:46:27,543 --> 01:46:30,463 You were brighter than most. 1375 01:46:30,963 --> 01:46:33,673 Do you mind if I make a call? 1376 01:46:39,102 --> 01:46:41,642 See, think of it the other way around. 1377 01:46:41,812 --> 01:46:45,061 Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house? 1378 01:46:45,231 --> 01:46:47,609 Praising you? Servicing you? 1379 01:46:47,779 --> 01:46:49,858 Whispering how your sagging flesh was beautiful, 1380 01:46:50,028 --> 01:46:51,858 no matter how you looked? 1381 01:46:52,028 --> 01:46:54,118 Excuse me. 1382 01:46:54,578 --> 01:46:56,658 Everything's fine. 1383 01:46:57,658 --> 01:47:01,288 Just as I said. Aren't I always right? 1384 01:47:02,168 --> 01:47:04,168 Yes, I'll take it from now. 1385 01:47:04,338 --> 01:47:06,258 Everybody can go home. 1386 01:47:09,927 --> 01:47:11,547 Well, 1387 01:47:11,717 --> 01:47:13,597 that's all there is. 1388 01:47:14,517 --> 01:47:16,556 So why don't we get it over. 1389 01:47:18,436 --> 01:47:21,186 You know, you hurried us a little. We weren't quite ready for you, 1390 01:47:21,356 --> 01:47:23,146 if you want to know the truth. 1391 01:49:14,310 --> 01:49:16,230 Oh, no. 1392 01:49:24,199 --> 01:49:26,489 Oh, God. 1393 01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,648 - Hi, Kit. How are you? - Hello, Marie Ann. 1394 01:50:51,628 --> 01:50:53,248 Linda, what do you want? 1395 01:50:53,418 --> 01:50:55,416 l don't want to spend my entire day in the supermarket. 1396 01:50:55,586 --> 01:50:57,626 Look, we live in a nice neighbourhood. 1397 01:50:59,086 --> 01:51:01,596 This is clean, safe. 1398 01:51:09,646 --> 01:51:11,566 Why don't you give it a chance. 1399 01:51:13,646 --> 01:51:16,526 - Hello, Marie. - Hello, Charmaine. 1400 01:51:31,211 --> 01:51:34,041 - Hi, Carol. - Hi, Charmaine. 1401 01:51:50,270 --> 01:51:52,730 - Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat. 1402 01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:00,409 - Hi, Bobby. - Hello, Carol. How are you? 1403 01:52:00,579 --> 01:52:02,289 Oh, l'm fine. 1404 01:52:31,025 --> 01:52:33,864 - Hello, Bobby. - Hello, Joanna. How are you? 1405 01:52:34,024 --> 01:52:36,524 - Oh, l'm fine. How are you? - l'm fine. 1406 01:52:36,694 --> 01:52:38,704 - How are the children? - They're fine. 1407 01:52:38,864 --> 01:52:41,784 - And yours? - Fine, fine. 1408 01:54:21,599 --> 01:54:23,688 Subtitles by SDl Media Group Resync by sirCRD